SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Went for a 4k forest run last night while listening to the official Club DECE playlist #godeceorgohome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Made the club #dece list, #decelighted. Apologies for the slow uptake, was getting browned in the south of france. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big paddy Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Made the club #dece list, #decelighted. Apologies for the slow uptake, was getting browned in the south of france. Yeah, we had an idea you'd be getting browned somewhere in the south, G. #tooreemforcream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 What's the club DECE take on single malt whisky? As much as I enjoy a #Decebomb, mojito or bottle of Orange Jub, when I'm at one of Scotland's (or indeed Europe's) premier nightclubs, I like to have a couple of single malts. I feel the premium nature of the drink makes a man drinking it an (even more) attractive propsect to the ladies. It's fairly expensive as well, which adds the the exclusivity. Being rich, I can obvs afford it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Glendronach is made just up the road from the rent's house and they have a v. dece range of cask finishes. Can be quite hard to come by #indaclub though, so I normally opt for a Laphroaig. The smokiness of this malt is far too much for non-lifting #betas and when the 8/10 you've been charming catches a waft of this, she'll know she's in the presence of a srs gent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I normally just buy the <7's 2 blue vk's and try and finger them Anything over a 7 gets the special VIP treatment. #neverwenthomeemptyhanded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Glendronach is made just up the road from the rent's house and they have a v. dece range of cask finishes. Can be quite hard to come by #indaclub though, so I normally opt for a Laphroaig. The smokiness of this malt is far too much for non-lifting #betas and when the 8/10 you've been charming catches a waft of this, she'll know she's in the presence of a srs gent. A fine choice. As the non lifting #betas around you are ordering bottles of Bud and vodka and cokes, the bartender gives me a knowing nod of appreciation when I order an Islay malt. It oozes class and seals the deal with an 8/10 + 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Watching "Let's Do Lunch with Gino and Mel" and Gino carried 14 litres of beer at one time from one table to another. He would be a welcome addition to #clubdece. An absolute lad. Imagine how many #decebombs he could carry at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Malt Whisky is v. v. v. dece. Although I do find it difficult to find it in clubs at a dece price (despite being rich, I hate wasting cash like many of the truly rich people in the world) so I tend to drink copious amounts before I go in. The Laphroaig is one of my favourites as I do prefer the peaty ones more than smoother whiskeys. When the 8/10+s see you strolling about with a v. expensive whisky, they see the class and are drawn to it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Although I do find it difficult to find it in clubs at a dece price Your membership needs to be looked at. Shame on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) I often order a whiskey sour to show the ladies that all though I have a sweet and swole outer shell, underneath there is darkness and bitter side. #multidecementionallad #duladityofman Edited July 16, 2013 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 My favourite smokey malt whisky rn is Ardbeg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Your membership needs to be looked at. Shame on you. I'm not sure what you mean. Single malts are vastly overpriced in nightclubs. £4/5 for a single is too much. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Can't you afford it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) I'm not sure what you mean. Single malts are vastly overpriced in nightclubs. £4/5 for a single is too much. You can't put a price on quality. I'll gladly pay £8 for a Talisker 57' North. Edited July 16, 2013 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 16, 2013 Author Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) I'm not sure what you mean. Single malts are vastly overpriced in nightclubs. £4/5 for a single is too much. This is where you step in and say 'It's OK, I'm Honest_Man#1, so I can afford it' Edited July 16, 2013 by Lexi Collector 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Ooft. Snobbery in club dece. Who would have thought? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Ooft. Snobbery in club dece. Who would have thought? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Listen, we all know you're upset that you're too beta to sit at the top table with the big boys. Get a haircut, start lifting and have sexual intercourse with a few 7+/10s and maybe, just maybe, you'll be dece enough. Nobody is born dece, its something you have to earn. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 HonestMan sounds like a Club DOSS boy. #welovebargains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Buying your clothes in George doesn't constitute a bargain. #buydosspaydear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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