Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 The cardinal rule for sleeping on a boat is to sleep with your arse to the bulkhead and your mouth shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it It was a layman's guess tbf. In much the same way that a keelhaul is how many times in one hour you can w**k over pictures over Keeley Hawes into a plastic recepticle. (I know some people would suggest Keeley Hazell, but Hawes is classy as f**k). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Wait a second live you live on a barge in Edinburgh? That's pretty fuckin cool. Is this your full time home? Does it have a shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile appshe looks a fine vessel. Recently built a dutch barge, which is similar to a narrowboat and all the rage on the thames right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app You live quite close to me then. I can stalk you now! I know where you live On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 You live quite close to me then. I can stalk you now! I know where you live On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season We sank the gypoes barge when they tried that back in 2001. TBF, it was more a caravan sans wheels.sjc's love vessel will be granted free passage though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 You live quite close to me then. I can stalk you now! I know where you live On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season That would be quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 sjc, Does it have a waterbed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matterThis,As long as it has a waterbed, It has to have a waterbed sjc, And a fish tank! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matter Living on a houseboat is like living in an old folks home, you're always sloshing about in your bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Can he still get a boner or have the steroid vinegar tabs put paid to that? #curious Only just but not sure if its because of the apple cider vinegar tablets or the vast quantities of steriods...... Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I can vouch for SJC's box office status, if that's any use. But then again, I am his lover x x Apreciated none the less fide Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Apple cider vinegar pills? Better than ectos, I suppose. Seriously though, without knowing any of the story behind this it seems sjc is getting very wound up over it. I'm fine StandFree....mhak is the one chasing me across the forum. Otherwise I'd be starting a resignation thread...... Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I'm liking the boat concept. Pal loved on one down Bowling way, now in Brazil. Mate has a yacht we were thinking of sailing down past Gourock with our Jags colours and flags but that would be infantile. Yaaas I met a retired US couple in their early 50's in Venezuela that had sold their home & bought a catameran.....they had spent the previous 2 year sailing round the Caribean.....they were pretty cool. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it Lets get this straight....I have less than 50 hours nautical experience! I can sail her up & down the ca.al...thats about it!. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 The cardinal rule for sleeping on a boat is to sleep with your arse to the bulkhead and your mouth shut. Depends upon who is on board Zen. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It has a double bed but no water bed. No fish tank either.....occassion pish tank tho..... Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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