Mak Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Sjc doesn't need to worry about birds because he can't get an erection as a result of too many cider vinegar pills fucking up his hormone levels. #nolongernatural #saynotosteroids -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Because you'll be like are you coming back to mine and stuff and they'll be expecting to go to a house but you end up taking them to a boat. You do realise its not a rowing boat? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 Sjc doesn't need to worry about birds because he can't get an erection as a result of too many cider vinegar pills fucking up his hormone levels. #nolongernatural #saynotosteroids Jokes do have a certain lifespan, y'know. #exceeded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Why buy a big long boat to impress a woman? When you can go for a little tug instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Many a rap song about the female aversion to nautical hanky panky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Aye those women famously aren't interested in guys who own boats. Although it hey might be expecting something a bit more like http://awkwardfootballphotoshoots.tumblr.com/image/19572460906:// 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Jokes do have a certain lifespan, y'know. #exceeded So do people, and it becomes shorter when you start messing with 'roids. #helpsjchelphimself #noroidsjustrage #time2growbro Edited June 2, 2013 by Mak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Why buy a big long boat to impress a woman? When you can go for a little tug instead. Impressive though they are, are you now spending your Sunday evening thinking up boat gags? Edited June 2, 2013 by Confidemus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 If you've just arrived then you might not know about the Edinburgh canal festival on the 30th Yeh....I got asked if I wanted to be part of a floatilla! Will just attend as oppose to participate this time! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Not his kind of boat though. how would you know? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Many a rap song about the female aversion to nautical hanky panky. Although it hey might be expecting something a bit more like http://awkwardfootballphotoshoots.tumblr.com/image/19572460906:// I'll have to get Tim Westwood round to pimp it up! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Not his kind of boat though. Male: I've got a bottle of wine at mine, you maybe want to take it there? Female: Sure M: I should warn you, my place is a boat on the Union Canal, that cool? F: That depends, is it a residential canal boat or a 80m mega yacht? Said nobody ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Male: I've got a bottle of wine at mine, you maybe want to take it there? Female: Sure M: I should warn you, my place is a boat on the Union Canal, that cool? F: That depends, is it a residential canal boat or a 80m mega yacht? Said nobody ever. Makes you wonder what goes on inside BP's head! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Makes you wonder what goes on inside BP's head! Sent from my love barge using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Hmm 8kts, 5911 miles, 28 days. I reckon we'll need to leave about lunchtime on the 12th May to make the Brazil v Scotland opening game in Sao Paulo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does it not get a bit claustrophobic? How big a telly do you have in there and can you get Sky in a boat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does it not get a bit claustrophobic? How big a telly do you have in there and can you get Sky in a boat? yes you can get sky on a boat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does it not get a bit claustrophobic? How big a telly do you have in there and can you get Sky in a boat? Not really...but I'm not really the claustrophobic type but its light and airy plus on nice days you open the doors & windows. I've got a 32" tv.....you can get sky but I only have a digibox....great signal too :-) I find the football/sport on sky a great excuse to go down to Cargo about 500yards away! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I'm genuinely struggling to come up with a single reason as to why, I wouldn't want to live on a boat. SJC, could you fire up some snaps of the inside, to give us all an insight into boat life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I'm genuinely struggling to come up with a single reason as to why, I wouldn't want to live on a boat. SJC, could you fire up some snaps of the inside, to give us all an insight into boat life Will do....let me get things sorted out first. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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