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1 hour ago, Moomintroll said:
1 hour ago, killiekranky said:
I was surprised to find out how few people were actually in the Orange Order compared to the impact they have on weekend traffic.
In comparison, 150 000 people climb Ben Nevis each year, with no detrimental effects on local roads.

So the ideal solution is for every Orange Walk to go up Ben Nevis. Well I suppose it is close to Fort William.

 

1 hour ago, The DA said:

And never come down?

 

56 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
1 hour ago, The DA said:
And never come down?

I couldn't possibly comment.

Probably needs us to redefine 'Peak Orange Order' but it's summit to discuss.

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Heard an Orange band on Saturday morning and then when I was going out in the afternoon I went down to the station and the place was rammed with band followers.

If someone gave you a brief to custom design 'absolute scumbags' you couldn't have made a better job of it that this mob.

Fat, loud, violent, bigoted, drunk but most of all thick as f**k.   A ramble of complete life failures.

The Orange Order really is a disgusting organisation that pads out it's numbers  with drunken thugs and provides a platform for the worst kind of anti social behaviour.

 

 

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I reckon savvy estate agents should advertise when a property they're selling does NOT lie on an Orange Order parade route. I've not had to endure one for years and it's been bliss. I'm kinda reticent to say where that is in case the Orange Order get some ideas and decide to bam me up. 

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32 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I reckon savvy estate agents should advertise when a property they're selling does NOT lie on an Orange Order parade route. I've not had to endure one for years and it's been bliss. I'm kinda reticent to say where that is in case the Orange Order get some ideas and decide to bam me up. 

^^^Defrocked cardinal now parish priest at St Alphonsus'.

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That works in reverse.

“Can I become a Roman Catholic?”

“Probably! Just a few questions”

“Do you believe in God?”

“Yes!”

“Good, just checking (we get some odd people) I assume you accept Jesus as your saviour”

“Of course!”


“How about Social progress, rights for women, gays and such”

“Not my thing”

“Good, good now how do you feel about creepy outdated rituals and old men with funny titles in silly outfits”

“Fucking love them!”

“Great you’re going to fit right in. One last question, just a formality. What do you think of the holy father?”

“He’s the Antichrist”

“We May have a problem”
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On 08/06/2019 at 11:12, The OP said:

Their musical abilities are utterly atrocious.

Idiot found - as if we didn't already ken.

Lots of things to criticise but the musicality of a decent flute band isn't one.  Nice video from Whitburn yesterday:

 

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17 minutes ago, This time Perthshirebell said:

An absolute cancer on Scotland.    Imagine being over 14 and taking part in the music or posting this.   

 

10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I can't watch that video, there's too much in the thumbnail for me to digest. 

 

6 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

I'm not ruining my youtube algorithm by clicking on anything bigoted but my god even just the first frame there looks like an advert for mass sterilisation.

An Orange Walk video on an Orange Walk thread has the diddies wetting their collective knickers.  Disappointing but not surprising.

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3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Think you'll find the thread's about cricket m9

Oh that'll be why it has, "Orange Walk" in the title then.

No wonder you're such a charmer.  With insight like this you could certainly bowl a maiden over.

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Aye, not clicking it either, but I'll add that Mrs Ned's auld Gran was almost a parody level Left Footer and she absolutely loved the tunes.

Personally, despite being CoS and also ex-forces, I think each and every one of them is an absolute fucking simpleton, they stomp around the streets proudly letting the rest of us know that they're into something laughably backwards and utterly pointless whilst dressed in cheap looking comedy clothes - if they didn't do it voluntarily you'd say it was fucking cruel.

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