NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Curb Your Enthusiasm is on More4 just now, DOSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I would have joined you had my hayfever not made an uninvited undoss appearance That sounds decidedly undoss! Is there any true in that eating local honey helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 That sounds decidedly undoss! Is there any true in that eating local honey helps? I DOSSe myself up with loretadine. It helps. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 So I take it everyone here does their big shops in Morrison's? Moving flat so going to have to shop in a tesco metro to my living, less than doss,bet those club Dece boys shop in waitrose because they think it will aid their lifting scope. Gahahaha Morrisons here, mainly because the girlfriend's company give us free vouchers. Now that's doss. We're talking £60 off our last shop here btw, not a pishy '£2 off when you spend £20' type thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Morrisons here, mainly because the girlfriend's company give us free vouchers. Now that's doss. We're talking £60 off our last shop here btw, not a pishy '£2 off when you spend £20' type thing. That is doss as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 I would have joined you had my hayfever not made an uninvited undoss appearance 20 minutes until you're off the official DOSS list.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 I've had to make a tough decision and remove Philpy from the official members' list. A few days ago, he made a scathing remark about the boobies of one of the other Club DOSS members' girlfriends. I have asked him to apologise more than once during the last couple of days, but refusal to do so has left me with no other option. IMPORTANT: Club DOSS members must always be doss to Club DOSS members, no matter what thread it is in. Any insults should be followed either by a jokey smiley or an apology. Refusal to apologise will result in exclusion from the group. As we pride ourselves on 'empathy', a simple apology from Philpy at any point in the future will result in his return to Club DOSS. Please, everyone, be doss to one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 hard luck for Philpy who cant even find kindred spirits in club doss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Lucky over at Club Dece we know that women are demons sent from hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Curb Your Enthusiasm is on More4 just now, DOSS. Larry David is a member of Club Dece. You can have Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Larry David is a member of Club Dece. You can have Jeff. Deal, but only if you take Susie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I've had to make a tough decision and remove Philpy from the official members' list. A few days ago, he made a scathing remark about the boobies of one of the other Club DOSS members' girlfriends. I have asked him to apologise more than once during the last couple of days, but refusal to do so has left me with no other option. IMPORTANT: Club DOSS members must always be doss to Club DOSS members, no matter what thread it is in. Any insults should be followed either by a jokey smiley or an apology. Refusal to apologise will result in exclusion from the group. As we pride ourselves on 'empathy', a simple apology from Philpy at any point in the future will result in his return to Club DOSS. Please, everyone, be doss to one another. A wise decision my doss friend. I have grave doubts about the one who should not be named acceptance to this fine club of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I guess it took long enough for me toGet up the nerve toFind the right words to say to youConvey to you what I'm goin throughSee I'm bout ready to put my drink upAnd I'mTryin to remember if my crib is cleaned upI don't think I'm for sureIf I seen your face round here beforeRight now I can't recallSeeThat don't really matter at allCause you are here with meRight now and you'reYou're so flyBaby you've caught me eyeBaby I can't deny I wanna tryTo make you feel me like I'm feelin youYou gotta know someplace where we can beJust you and me so we can seeIf this thing was meant to beTruer words were never spoken, DOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 A wise decision my doss friend. I have grave doubts about the one who should not be named acceptance to this fine club of ours. While exclusion is never doss it was the correct (if difficult) decision to suspend philpy until such time an apology is forthcoming. His behaviour was certainly not doss but the door is still open for his return, he just has to want to open it and if so then all is doss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 While exclusion is never doss it was the correct (if difficult) decision to suspend philpy until such time an apology is forthcoming. His behaviour was certainly not doss but the door is still open for his return, he just has to want to open it and if so then all is doss. Tbf even Magee thinks he is irritating. Some folk need to be told straight and that is doss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Sometimes you have to be cruel to be doss. To be honest, I didn't notice the indecent comments the former member made. However a big part of DOSS culture is respect for others. Anyway another doss day of sunshine. Roll on 4pm. Anyone got any particuarly doss plans for the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Tbh it's not the best photo to demonstrate the missus's assets:P Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Sometimes you have to be cruel to be doss. To be honest, I didn't notice the indecent comments the former member made. However a big part of DOSS culture is respect for others. Anyway another doss day of sunshine. Roll on 4pm. Anyone got any particuarly doss plans for the weekend? That's very doss of you to ask! Not sure about the weekend, but tonight, the Mrs and I are finally going to watch the last 2 episodes of season 3 of Game of Thrones. I've heard episode 9 in particular is a doozy. If ever a TV show was Doss, it has to be Game of Thrones. And you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That's very doss of you to ask! Not sure about the weekend, but tonight, the Mrs and I are finally going to watch the last 2 episodes of season 3 of Game of Thrones. I've heard episode 9 in particular is a doozy. If ever a TV show was Doss, it has to be Game of Thrones. And you? Holy shit Confi your in for a DOSS treat my friend, the final two episodes are outstanding, especially epsiode 9. Im off to Arran for the weekend my old mans got a wee holiday house over there so me the missus and mini me are going over for a couple of days, I have plentiful amounts of beer and meat, always a recipe for DOSS. Feeling So Fly. What fine adventures do my Brothers In DOSS have planned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Holy shit Confi your in for a DOSS treat my friend, the final two episodes are outstanding, especially epsiode 9. Im off to Arran for the weekend my old mans got a wee holiday house over there so me the missus and mini me are going over for a couple of days, I have plentiful amounts of beer and meat, always a recipe for DOSS. Feeling So Fly. What fine adventures do my Brothers In DOSS have planned? Helping a friend move flat today. I have a staved finger so carrying boxes will be sore but I'm just that doss. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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