Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Torry, now part of Aberdeen, was originally known as Dundee (fort by the river Dee) when present day Dundee was known as Hilltown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Troubled TV funnyman Michael Barrymore is banned from every council run swimming baths in the UK, just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 He has also had sex, with a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 He is the only living being to be able to filter puddles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Cheryl Cole is 89% Bourneville chocolate. The other 11% looks and feels like chocolate, but it doesn't smell like chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 The honey badger has skin so loose that if you grabbed it by the neck it could turn around in its skin and bite you out of its anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 David Bowie had a Scottish uncle who was born in Stirlingshire- Howie Bowie fae Cowie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 David Bowie had a Scottish uncle who was born in Stirlingshire- Howie Bowie fae Cowie. I'd give you a jean greenie if I knew how to from my phone. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Every continent and country that begins with an A also ends in an A 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 The 1969 moon landing when Neil Armstrong communicated from space that the eagle has landed. This is not quite true the fact of the matter was that the lunar module was actually called a Beagle but poor communication signal & download speeds at the time made it sound like he said the Eagle as landed. This costly mistake set the US space race back a couple of years & by trillions of $'s because NASA had to invent photoshop so they could edit all the moonwalk footage by removing the "B" on the side of the spaceship thingy. US inventors took so long to invent photoshop that Armstrong had actually landed on the moon on Apollo 9, 3 years earlier. That is why lots of people think the moon landing footage is fake. Which in part is another fact because Buzz Aldrin wasn't on the 9, he had a runny nose that day & rang in sick, so he too was photoshopped to give credibility to the Beagle/Eagle f**k up. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Loch Lomond contains several hundred sharks in the form of dogfish after somebody from the public introduced them around 50 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Loch Lomond contains several hundred sharks in the form of dogfish after somebody from the public introduced them around 50 years ago. Was that around the time of the last actual sighting of Nessie? Grimbo Eta at the same time they found the secret tunnel that joins Loch Lomond to Loch Ness, I hastened to add. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) Ray Charles was only attracted to other blind men. Edited January 17, 2016 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Ray Charles was only attracted to other blind men. Pics or GTF Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Was that around the time of the last actual sighting of Nessie? Grimbo Eta at the same time they found the secret tunnel that joins Loch Lomond to Loch Ness, I hastened to add. There's actually an abandoned hydro electric tunnel which connects Loch Lomond to Loch Arklet. Some adventurists broke it open use it as a long flume ride, something which swept all the fish down to Lomond,much to the annoyance of the Inversnaid Hotel who held the fishing permit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 There's actually an abandoned hydro electric tunnel which connects Loch Lomond to Loch Arklet. Some adventurists broke it open use it as a long flume ride, something which swept all the fish down to Lomond,much to the annoyance of the Inversnaid Hotel who held the fishing permit. I suspect you've located the Loch Lomond "public" shark tippers, the owners of the Inversnaid Hotel looking for revenge or even the adventurists trying to up the white knuckle anti to the flume? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Pound-for-pound, herring are the strongest fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) Super human & all round spoon bender Uri Geller, is the main man behind the match fixing syndicate scandal that is currently very popular with the British news channels. Multi-millionaire Uri choose to use his psychic powers for the dark side rather than the good. For it was he who mentally moved the ball just when Gary McAllister was about to take the penalty against England in Euro 96. Now there's no way he could have got that rich by stopping watches & fucking up people's cutlery. He obviously has been using his mind-bending ability to feather his nest whilst spoiling our sporting integrity. No doubt he had a few bob on England to win Scotland that day. He was obviously at it again during Winbledon 2013, when he had £25 on rank outsider Andy Murray to win it. He's been arrested 17 times for other sporting bet mischiefery but always manages to hypnotize the rozzers in to letting him off Scot free. Although he's not had it all his own way. He has a lifetime ban from every Ladbrooks in the UK. Grimbo Eta that Geller c**t changed all the spelling round to make me look daft. Edited January 19, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 There is more sugar in a kilo of Coca Cola than a kilo bag of sugar While true, that's misleading. Sugar particles melt and de-gravitise on contact with water, and hence you can pack more liquefied sugar into a coke bottle than you can solid sugar, even when the bottle is upside down. Indeed, you get around three tonnes of liquefied sugar out of a teaspoon of solid sugar. It's a great way to clear out a house party when you're ready for bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 The coca-cola cube diet doesn't work. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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