banana Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Other than humans, male ferrets are the only creature known to go bald with age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 P&B poster Banana recently had an injunction placed on him by Dundee City council, after they rejected for the 422nd time a request from him to change his address to "29 Acacia Road" in tribute to his childhood hero Eric Wimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 P&B poster Banana recently had an injunction placed on him by Dundee City council, after they rejected for the 422nd time a request from him to change his address to "29 Acacia Road" in tribute to his childhood hero Eric Wimp. You spelt Roaster wrong. Just kidding Nana X Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 All the standing stones in the UK, Stonehenge, Callanish, Ring of Brodgar etc. are actually hollow and very light and easy to move. In fact every winter, under cover of darkness, any that have been graffitied too much are simply replaced with new ones made from the original 19th century molds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The Queen gets her kicks by answering the phones on Babestation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The Queen gets her kicks by answering the phones on Babestation. Prince Philip's recent bout of ill health was as a result of receiving a kick in the plums after he innocently phoned Babestation thinking the wife was out at the bingo one night. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Bob Holness invented ecstacy in the 1973 pilot episode of Blockbusters and died in 2003 in a turf war against crack dealer Richard Whiteley. Jeremy Beadle was also brutally killed in this three way shootout as he turned up thinking it was a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Due to a loophole in the Employment Rights Act 1996, your employer cannot force you to work on February 29th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Krispy Kreme donuts is actually a government ploy to catch tax dodgers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 After the success of Footloose, Kenny Loggins took a break from music and joined Microsoft in which he excelled at. He was the head of the team that designed OS... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Eddie The Eagle's dad was Cyril The Squirrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The Sinclair Spectrum game Jetpack Willy was designed by Tito Jackson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The Sinclair Spectrum game Jetpack Willy was designed by Tito Jackson. Tito's younger siblings were quite engrossed at his early C+ programming skills & the prototype beta version of Jetpack Willy was actually called Moonwalk Michael. Need I say anymore? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 After the success of Footloose, Kenny Loggins took a break from music and joined Microsoft in which he excelled at. He was the head of the team that designed OS... Yes, I read about that elsewhere, he also allowed a modification of his surname to be Microsoft's registered term for entering programmes, and receives 1 cent every time someone puts their user name and password in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Gillette UK have seen more than a £100m drop in sales since the hipster beard fad took off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Doctors have reported a 300% rise in cases of crabs since the hipster beard fad took off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Global warming has decreased by 0.2% since the hipster beard fad took off, though scientists are baffled by the hairy impact. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 #hipsterbeardfad is now one of the top trending hashtags on Twitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 The country of Malta are actually at war with hipster beards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Pizzas were originally triangular in shape. The first round pizza was made in the Italian town of Fornaci, when the then unknown local chef Federico Hipsterami Beardiaccio realised that by making the slices isoscelese in shape and placing them with their acute angle as the touching point, you could save storage space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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