D.A.F.C Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Contrary to popular belief Kenneth Wolstenholme was actually talking about an inept female steward "there's people on the pitch, they think it's all over, you stupid cow". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Kylie Minogue has had lesbian affairs with both Jayne and Beth from neighbours. Her sister Danni did the latter 2, but also included Joe Mangel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) Kylie Minogue has had lesbian affairs with both Jayne and Beth from neighbours. Her sister Danni did the latter 2, but also included Joe Mangel.Pics? (Without Joe) Edited June 30, 2016 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 The publication of the first book in Enid Blyton's "Famous Five" series was delayed for several years following an in injunction by Trading Standards Officers who disputed whether or not the five were at that point, truly "famous." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Starfish have no known ancestors on the evolutionary timeline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Gerry Britton was once 'blacked up' in a stag weekend prank. He quite liked the look and is now performing grime hits around the world under the stage name "Stormzy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 The original TV series The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries had to be renamed as The Nancy Boys/Hardy Drew Mysteries was considered un PC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 In the time it's taken me to type this post, around the world 358,000 men and 600 women have had an orgasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Doctor & the Medics were once subject to legal action for not coming to the aid of an injured fan at one of their gigs in the 1980's. The Judge found in the groups favour but criticised them for ignoring their Hippocratic Oath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 The publication of the first book in Enid Blyton's "Famous Five" series was delayed for several years following an in injunction by Trading Standards Officers who disputed whether or not the five were at that point, truly "famous." And when it finally appeared she was taken to court by hundreds of disappointed Hibs supporters claiming false advertising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 P&B Posters Mortar Bored and Wunfellaf are banned from all 12 William Wilson bathroom showrooms in Scotland after playing an x-rated version of the game of thrones in the Perth Branch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 British road signs are manufactured by a Spanish company who have supplied the same designs to Chad, Mali and Mauritania, hence the latter have 'British' signs through the Sahara Desert amongst other random places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 The legendary Fountain of Youth is not in Florida, but in Coatbridge. It was discovered by the 1960s Celtic player John Hughes after he retired. He was able to use its waters to rejuvenate himself and follow a whole new football career before going into management, most recently with Inverness Caley Thistle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Greyfriars Churchyard in Edinburgh is a favourite place for prostitutes to take their clients*, hence the famous street cry "Dae ye fancy some Greyfriars Boaby?" During a visit to the city in 1961 Walt Disney overheard this cry and asked his guide what it meant. Not wanting to upset the man who had given the world such family classics as Snow White and Sleeping Beauty (Disney's rabid anti-Semitism was not common knowledge at this time) his quick-thinking guide came up, on the spot, with a heartwarming tale of a faithful dog refusing to leave its master's grave. Disney loved the story and turned it into a film, and ever since then Edinburgh Council has had to pretend it's a true story dating back to the 19th century. The statue at the end of George IV Bridge was secretly installed one night and the public were informed that it had been, er, away for cleaning. *Apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) P&B Posters Mortar Bored and Wunfellaf are banned from all 12 William Wilson bathroom showrooms in Scotland after playing an x-rated version of the game of thrones in the Perth Branch.Facts that are true thread for this pish! Edited July 1, 2016 by Mortar Bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 At any one time, there is a higher volume of alcoholic drink across Scotland than water in Glasgow's entire Loch Katrine reservoir supply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 In July 2004 the water supply to Coatbridge was accidentally cut off. It was four days before anybody noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 The live McWhirter twin invented the Zika virus under the watchful eye of sinister sports minister Seb Coe & Co in an attempt to make the GB teams medal tally far higher at this years Olympic Games. G-Bo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 On 01/07/2016 at 03:42, Hedgecutter said: British road signs are manufactured by a Spanish company who have supplied the same designs to Chad, Mali and Mauritania, hence the latter have 'British' signs through the Sahara Desert amongst other random places. .. actually this one might be true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Laurencekirk's name is a tribute to Laurence Olivier's movie biopic of snooker legend Kirk Stevens' 1984 televised 147. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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