BillyAnchor Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Carnegie Hall in Dunfermline was built with no Row A in the front as the joiner was superstitious and believed the A was a bad omen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 16/01/2019 at 15:34, The Skelpit Lug said: Chris Law, the SNP MP, actually wanted to be a lawyer when he was younger. However, being very tall it wasn't long before a career in basketball beckoned. He was offered a trial with top US basketball team the New York Knicks but a fear of flying put paid to that dream. Shortly after the offer, he caught his pony tail in one of the basketball hoops at the McTaggart Centre, playing against Joe Fitzpatrick who then enticed him into politics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Accrington Stanley were almost called Accrington Oliver but after a best of 3 coin toss they went with Stanley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 The Station Bar in Thurso was given a makeover because...........well fucking shite got no earthly reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 I invented the question mark. Acorns are lazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 John Barrowman is the bookies favourite for the new hibs boss with John Leslie as his assistant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Lena Zavaroni's mothers maiden name was Soprano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 43,158 people set a World record for the highest attended seance when Rangers* played Airdrieonians* at Ibrox Stadium, Glasgow. Scotland on the 9th of November 2013. The previous record was set in 2008 by 139 individuals trying to contact Brookes Mileston in an attempt to get the combination for the Gretna FC safe..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Irvine Welsh's first attempt at novel writing was "Thieving Junkie Scum" a novel about harmless social misfits in anoraks who collect the numbers of railway locomotives A publisher told him that "This is the exact opposite of what we're looking for" and the rest is history. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) El Hadji Diouf is currently attending the Met's police training college. He hopes to become a Traffic Inspector one day. Edited February 1, 2019 by BillyAnchor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Johnny Marr regularly turns up to play his ukulele in a George Formby tribute at the Thursday open-mic night at The Unicorn Inn, Ambleside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Hooray. Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer is back. He freely admits he is not as young and fit as he once was and doesn't have the same amount of stamina. Who cares. Enjoy the new series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 7 hours ago, Fullerene said: Hooray. Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer is back. He freely admits he is not as young and fit as he once was and doesn't have the same amount of stamina. Who cares. Enjoy the new series. New series is called 12 as he won’t work a double shift anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 People always understand my jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 12 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: New series is called 12 as he won’t work a double shift anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 London police arrested several Millwall fans after hacking into a hooligan website where they discussed plans to attack Orinoco and Wellington on Wimbledon Common ahead of the FA Cup tie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 21 hours ago, GordonD said: That was good fun - unless you thought that airplane joke was beneath you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Johnny Marr regularly turns up to play his ukulele in a George Formby tribute at the Thursday open-mic night at The Unicorn Inn, Ambleside.I have been to Ambleside and no way would it have anything as coarse as a open Mic night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 As a young man David Cameron would stand outside Chelsea's ground in a suit pretending to be a player. When the game started he went home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 11 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: As a young man David Cameron would stand outside Chelsea's ground in a suit pretending to be a player. When the game started he went home. It was around this time when Cameron formulated his plan to save football for free, by encouraging everyone to 'Hug a hooligan'. Sadly for David, an incident involving around 300 angry West Ham fans forced him to abandon this strategy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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