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11 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

As a young man David Cameron would stand outside Chelsea's ground in a suit pretending to be a player. When the game started he went home.

It was around this time when Cameron formulated his plan to save football for free, by encouraging everyone to 'Hug a hooligan'. Sadly for David, an incident involving around 300 angry West Ham fans forced him to abandon this strategy.

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boris Johnson played bass guitar in several punk bands as a teenager and onlh went into politics after his audition to replace sid vicious was ruined by crippling stage fright. now he only gets his bass out on new years eve to play through runrigs greatest hits

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A deaf person in Dwightsville, Mississippi is suing her local TV station for insensitivity when they talked about muting the sound to avoid hearing the score of a women's lacrosse match. The person signing on the broadcast is her main witness.

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For anyone wondering how the name "Super Bowl" came about, the original tournament began with Lawn Bowling.
The New England Patriots beat the Florida Pensioners decisively in 1923 to win the first cup.

Later, under pressure from advertisers, they changed it beyond all recognition but at least they kept the name.

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23 hours ago, ah-dee said:

boris Johnson played bass guitar in several punk bands as a teenager and onlh went into politics after his audition to replace sid vicious was ruined by crippling stage fright. now he only gets his bass out on new years eve to play through runrigs greatest hits

He was also in a band called Heavy Metal Sewing Machines.

 

He was the lead Singer.

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Sean Bean is well known in acting circles for his wholehearted devotion to WWE.

He often hosts parties where fellow thespians watch past Royal Rumbles on an old VHS player, wrestle each other, and inhale nitrous oxide.

He also encourages his guests to come in character as their favourite wrestlers, and usually plays the part of his all time favourite Ted DiBiase aka The Million Dollar Man.

The fun stops at 10.30pm as that's his bedtime, but he always retires exhausted and happy in his WWE pyjamas.

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Gemma Collins is sister of Genesis drummer and solo artist Phil Collins 

It was actually her who appeared in the well know advertisement for Dairy Milk , drumming to her brothers hit single “ Something In The Air” 

Filming took only 20 minutes which Gemma fitted in en route to her weekly all over body wax 

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38 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said:

Filming took only 20 minutes which Gemma fitted in en route to her weekly all over body wax 

If you're making up a fact, make it believable. There's no way the world produces enough wax for her to have one every week.

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