BillyAnchor Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 hours ago, tarapoa said: Johnny Hates Jazz are still extremely popular in Belarus, and their complete vinyl back catalogue recently sold in an auction there for the equivalent of almost $3,000. I was sure it was actually Mike and the Mechanics in Latvia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 A must have piece of new technology is just about to be launched. It's worn on the wrist and is called The Fatbit. Using SatNav technology it will direct you to the nearest Greggs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 The Gregg's bakery chain is owned by the former Rangers captain. He changed the spelling so that Celtic supporters wouldn't boycott it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Most Celtic fans can spell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 A must have piece of new technology is just about to be launched. It's worn on the wrist and is called The Fatbit. Using SatNav technology it will direct you to the nearest Greggs. You should patent that.Rename the gps chav nav, also consider expanding wristband and call updates notifatcations.Beep beep. You haven't eaten your own bodyweight in pastry today. [emoji38] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The great potato wars in Freuchie, Fife in the late 1970s culminated with the MacNivens burning down the potato fields of the rival McNiven farm family. This was commemorated in the Big Country song, Fields of fire 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Tory voters genuinely do care about those less fortunate than themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Historians have now concluded that Christmas should actually be around the 15th of January. So sorry everyone. Back to work tomorrow and we will try again in 3 weeks time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 In January 1969 Pope Paul VI officially banned the song “Son of a Preacher man” by Dusty Springfield because it contravenes established teaching on clerical celibacy. It’s still technically on the list but distinguished contemporary theologians like Cardinal Ventracina think it’s probably still OK for the faithful to watch Pulp Fiction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 "Son of a Preacher Man" was originally written as an advertising jingle for the Pizzaland chain of restaurants. The tag line was "The only pie that could ever feed me / Pepperoni from Pizzaland!" However when they went out of business it was rewritten to remove the product name and became a hit for Dusty Springfield - exactly like the Coca-Cola ad with the New Seekers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Golden Wonder have recently won the contract to sponsor Christmas and from 2020-2026, the festive period will be called Crispmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) A recent survey found that 87% of optometrists expect next year to be really bad for business. Edited December 30, 2019 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 ^^^ and spelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 20 hours ago, Fullerene said: A recent survey found that 87% of optomatremists expect next year to be really bad for business. If you meant optometrists, I get the joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 If you meant optometrists, I get the joke. I see. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 On 29/12/2019 at 21:42, Fullerene said: A recent survey found that 87% of optometrists expect next year to be really bad for business. Gordon Brown says “20’s plenty”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1980s band "A Flock of Seagulls" once cancelled a tour of Scotland because nobody was willing to feed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 The new decade starts at midnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 50 minutes ago, Fullerene said: 1980s band "A Flock of Seagulls" once cancelled a tour of Scotland because nobody was willing to feed them. On a previous visit they got into trouble for stealing people's chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: On a previous visit they got into trouble for stealing people's chips. Their final gig came in Preston where they were shot by the council after shitting on a bus shelter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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