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Charles Manson was offered the part of Yoffi in what was to be an American adaptation of Fingerbobs (called Fingerbabs). He originally wanted the gig but he had issues with the tortoise called Flash and ultimately declined.

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Ricicles breakfast cereal was discontinued following the discovery that some ginger kids had a severe intolerance to one of the ingredients.  Kellogg's spun this by saying that it was due to "commitments to promote healthier breakfasts", letting people incorrectly assume that it referred to the high sugar content.

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incorrect spelling of Kellogg's
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It is written into the BBC charter that every second celebrity game show must include one of the following:

Susan Calman
Sara Pascoe
Sarah Millican
Jo Brand
Katherine Ryan

If this condition is not met, the BBC could have its licence revoked.

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In 1940 Alfred Wainwright was seconded to Angus County Council Treasurer's Office from Blackburn Council. Whilst here he perfected his distinctive guide book writing and illustrating style. His first publication, A Guide to the Forfar Path Network & Balmashanner, is highly sought after. In 1999 a signed copy was sold at auction for £750.00.

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Merda Therzatolli was an Italian student studying in Edinburgh for a term. As a football fan he wanted to go to a game and asked a local bobby for directions. Ending up on a bus at the Commonwealth stadium he went in to watch Meadowbank play Clydebank.  He was surprised by the small crowd but enjoyed watching the small band of home fans with a drum and chants. When he returned to Turin he decided to copy his Edinburgh experience and started the first Ultras. Attempts at importing pies and bovril however failed.

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On 06/04/2022 at 18:02, The Skelpit Lug said:

In 1940 Alfred Wainwright was seconded to Angus County Council Treasurer's Office from Blackburn Council. Whilst here he perfected his distinctive guide book writing and illustrating style. His first publication, A Guide to the Forfar Path Network & Balmashanner, is highly sought after. In 1999 a signed copy was sold at auction for £750.00.

Also referred to as the 'Up Bummie' guide. 

Highly sought after in Brighton for some reason..?

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In the aftermath of Dunfermline being elevated to city status, somebody has noticed that Brechin actually isn't one. As a result the football team have been ordered to change their name to Brechin Town.

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16 minutes ago, GordonD said:

In the aftermath of Dunfermline being elevated to city status, somebody has noticed that Brechin actually isn't one. As a result the football team have been ordered to change their name to Brechin Town.

Alternatively they could just call themselves Brechin Athletic seeing as Dunfermline (City Football Club) no longer needs that name.

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1 minute ago, Fullerene said:

Alternatively they could just call themselves Brechin Athletic seeing as Dunfermline (City Football Club) no longer needs that name.

Unfortunately that cant happen as no football club can have the initials B A due to BA Robertson trademarking and copyrighting those combination of letters. 
 

This post alone cost me £20 to post. Cheques in the post Brian 👏

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As the Queen's latest jubilee approaches, a former palace aide has lifted the lid on just what went on at the Royals' legendary Christmas night parties.

Highlights of these notorious yet secretive events would normally include

- Prince Phillip downing a pint of gin in under ten seconds.

- A bawdy version of GSTQ sung by the courtiers, done in the style of The Barron Knights/The Grumbleweeds etc.

- Prince Edward's hilarious 'Men Of Jamaica' routine.

- The Queen Mother performing her notorious egg in a pint glass trick.

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When the Jubilee was first being planned, the Queen was asked how she wanted to celebrate the occasion. She said, "Och, I just fancy a quiet night in, I don't want a lot of fuss."

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