Florentine_Pogen Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Being a giver with no reach-around, is less gay than getting pegged by your wife.Does she help you with the enema before she nails you, you deviant.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 4 hours ago, TheScarf said: Contrary to popular belief, the HP you seen on IT hardware stands for Huge Penis and not Hewlett Packard. i'm currently having issues with my HP, thought the issue was a nasty virus Spoiler turns out its an internal battery problem, and something something BIOS, something something Reboot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Initially it was Jon Anderson, the vocalist for prog-rockers Yes, who wore the cape. But being only 5' 5" he kept standing on the hem and falling over. Rick Wakeman went on to make the cape his own and still wears it to this day. Except if he's using public transport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 In the 1950s various makers of mushy peas got together in Lancashire to strategise about the success of Forfar Bridies locally and how they were cutting into profits. They come up with a cunning plan to claim that Forfar was home to all kinds of satanic witchcraft and Bridies were made out of brides. This worked well and several local councils went so far as to ban the said delicacy from their shops. The war on Forfar continues to this day with both Manchester and Liverpool clubs never having sold a half and half scarf with the name of Forfar Athletic on one side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Forfar Bridies Originally known as Bridles, local farm labourers would place their Bridle in a canvas pouch attached to the leather work at the farm horses head to keep the savoury delicacy warm until lunch. McLaren's, a local bakery, added it to their menu but a typo changed culinary history. Saddlers, the rival town baker, would have known better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Zal Cleminson, the guitarist of Sensational Alex Harvey Band, once auditioned for Kiss. Although offered the job of lead guitarist, he turned it down due to the band demanding he try out the now famous 'rocket' guitar. Zal said it would make him look silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 French artist Toulouse Lautrec was the first person to install two toilets in a house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 The penis evolved to float in response to our forefathers continuously hitting their bits off plants and rocks when swimming in shallow water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Concorde could actually cross the Atlantic in an hour, and not the 3 hours advertised. What the pilots did was circle around the New York/New Jersey airspace just taking turns at banking and shouting 'weeeeeeeeee' for 2 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 After Sheena Easton got him an invite to one of Frank McAvennie’s sex parties in the Glasgow Airport Marriott Prince became a big St Mirren fan His song Paisley Park, after which he named his record label and studio, was going to be called “Love Street” until he realised that the Doors had got there firstAfter the commercial success of Lovesexy in 88 he was all set to invest in the club and the board were all set to abandon the famous black and white stripes for purple lamé but they drew the line at the stockings and suspenders so the deal fell through 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Stan Laurel was born in Ulverston in Cumbria but spent a large part of his boyhood in South Shields. During this time he became a Sunderland fan and remained one even after he emigrated to the USA, as shown by this secret message in the Laurel and Hardy film 'Brats'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Alex Ferguson in a Shoot magazine interview in 1978 stated that the greatest music group ever was The Rubettes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 During the First World War it was made illegal to decorate Christmas trees because, being a German tradition introduced by Queen Victoria's husband Prince Albert, it was seen as unpatriotic. This law has never been repealed, so technically anybody who decorates a Christmas tree even today is liable for a fine not exceeding thirty shillings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Alex Ferguson in a Shoot magazine interview in 1978 stated that the greatest music group ever was The Rubettes. Ferguson was having a nightmare of an interview and the journalist was just about to call a halt but decided to give it six more minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 There is no Doric phrase for "It's my round." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Gaelic has 46 words for subsidy grant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Upon his election to Pope in 1978, Albino Luciani chose his papal name after the singer of his favourite song at the time, “Love is in the Air” by John Paul Young. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 A doner kebab is healthy and low calorie as it is mostly salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 At school Albert Einstein was known as Albert One Beer. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Olecranonotympany is the ability to put your elbow in your ear. Transolecranonotympany is the ability to put your elbow in your opposite ear (left elbow in right ear or vice versa). Less than 1% of the world’s population have this ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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