Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The AC/DC hit 'Whole Lotta Rosie' was written by wine expert Jilly Goolden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The AC/DC hit 'Whole Lotta Rosie' was written by wine expert Jilly Goolden. :lol: Well played sir! "Notes of hay, ashtrays and semen..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The male model who's sketcthes appear in the infamous 70's book "The Joy Of Sex " was the grandfather of Austrian Eurovision winner Conchita Wurst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) As he was too distraught, Keith Harris created the character Orville as a means of telling the police about his wayward Father, Rolf. The Police laughed so much at his confession, that he took it up professionally. Edited May 23, 2014 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Jim Jeffries holds the all Fife record for seal clubbing on the banks of the River Forth. He clubbed 22 in an afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Lorry drivers talk absolute sense about driving cars and lorries Its a must listen to at nine in the morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Derren Brown's best illusion is that he doesn't actually exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd (Not mine, half man half biscuit to thank for this) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) All five members of One Direction are secret agents for MI6. Their codenames are Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow, Polkadot and Bikini respectively for Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam Edited May 24, 2014 by I'm Brian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 J.K. Rowling is actually called Alison Fiona but chose the initials JK as that what she was when she had the idea for a book about a boy wizard during a Buckfast and MD2020 binge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Inchkeith, an Island roughly halfway between Leith and Fife is technically neither Fife, Edinburgh or Easy Lothian. But it had been at war with Lindisfarne since the time of the Vikings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Diego Simeone is Madrid's No1 Johnny Cash impersonator, going by the name Juan Dinero 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Digeo Simeone is the less known grave digging half brother of Diego 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Bob Carolgees sprinkles crushed ecstasy tablets over his All Bran each morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 The Chuckle Brothers famous saying "To you, to me" was coined during a visit to the red light district in Cleethorpes when they only had enough money for one Hooker between them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Diego Simeone has a twin brother called Diego Simetwo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Coronation Street is based on real life events from Corporation Street, Macclesfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Prior to the arrival of the Gaels of Dalriada the Druids of Brythonic Scotland crowned King Arthur in Camelon. Medieval scribes made a transcription error and the legend of Camelot was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Alligators are often found in America while many crocodiles are Australian. So if you see one in the zoo and you're not sure whether it's a gator or a croc, just listen to its accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Welsh keyboards have an extra L 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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