Drew Brees Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Referee Andrew Dallas was named after Lady Diana's 4th child Harry. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Archie McPherson is actually a budgie and has his wings tied back before being fitted with prosthetic limbs and human clothing prior to appearing on TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Rod Hull's family were emu breeders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 When Kriss Akabusi ejaculates the semen seeps from his eyeballs. It is a rare condition (called cum eyes) known to affect 1 in every 7 billion people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 When Kriss Akabusi ejaculates the semen seeps from his eyeballs. It is a rare condition (called cum eyes) known to affect 1 in every 7 billion people. What. The f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Darren Dods spend every Tuesday morning in South Queensferry trying to round up a few locals to form a UB40 tribute act with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Rod Hull's family were inbreeders. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 micheal flately had chronic ADHD as a child 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Ex footballer Martin hardie is now a freelance drainpipe inspector. Martin is said to be ecstatic to finally find his vocation in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 scientists have proved that natural selection is 99% true. The other 1% is due to the fact that there seems to be no evolutionary advantage in having ginger hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) Goldfish are the only marine species that understands Flemish Edited May 17, 2015 by a1974h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mechanics captured by the Khmer Rouge were forced to work 13hrs a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Iain Duncan Smith has a room in his home containing chimpanzees he's amputated from the waist down and then dressed in conical party hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Humming birds are so-called not because of the rhythmic sound of their wings as many people incorrectly believe. The name was coined when the ornithologists upon discovering these creatures realised the copious nectar they require led to these birds producing tremendously pungent flatulence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Humming birds are so-called not because of the rhythmic sound of their wings as many people incorrectly believe. The name was coined when the ornithologists upon discovering these creatures realised the copious nectar they require led to these birds producing tremendously pungent flatulence.I smell sh1te 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 If you were in Newcastle-upon-Tyne and dug straight downwards, you would eventually come out the other side in Newcastle, Australia. However, on arrival you would immediately be arrested as the New South Wales Parliament banned shovels in 1952. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 White dug sh1te is shat oot by dug ghosts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The Romans built Antonine's Wall after encountering a fierce shite flinging tribe called the Snedoni on the banks of the Forth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 However, on arrival you would immediately be arrested as the New South Wales Parliament banned shovels in 1952.I think that was spades mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Phil Mitchell invented dogging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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