BillyAnchor Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Hitler once tried to get Melchester Rovers to tour Germany as a morale booster for his tank corps who were struggling with the shortage of sausages during the war. His number two was scared to disappoint him but came up with a cunning plan and informed him that several members of the Rovers team were homosexual and therefore should be kept way from the tank crew. It was never confirmed if this was indeed true or which team members were gay. Roy did however marry Penny Laine the club secretary and had 3 children who resembled him so it couldn't possibly have been him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Bayern Munich used to be called Bayern Munchkins as traditionally only midgets played football in Bavaria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 James Herriot's books about his life as a country vet in 1930's Yorkshire, were originally considerably longer. He edited them down at the suggestion of his literary agent who felt the references to experimental use of dangerous narcotics, auto-erotic asphyxiation and flower arranging were incongruous with the whimsical nature of the other tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 6/12/2019 at 20:53, BillyAnchor said: Hitler once tried to get Melchester Rovers to tour Germany as a morale booster for his tank corps who were struggling with the shortage of sausages during the war. His number two was scared to disappoint him but came up with a cunning plan and informed him that several members of the Rovers team were homosexual and therefore should be kept way from the tank crew. It was never confirmed if this was indeed true or which team members were gay. Roy did however marry Penny Laine the club secretary and had 3 children who resembled him so it couldn't possibly have been him. This is because all armies make sure to only put the gay soldiers in their tanks. Gay men work better together for long periods in dark, enclosed spaces than straight men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Tv weather honey Carol Kirkwood was once married to the lead singer of ‘80’s death metal band A Tribe of Toffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Andrius Skerla was president of Lithuania for less than a week, forced out of office after a leak highlighted that his first act was to assassinate his hated school football coach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Prince Philip is the only man in the country whom London taxi drivers are legally allowed to refuse to pick up. This has been the case since 1987 when his views became too extreme even for them and an argument with one driver developed into a fist fight. Philip's black eye was reported in the Press as a polo injury while the driver spent two nights in the Tower of London before being released without charge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Long before dairy farmer Michael Eavis hit on the idea of holding the popular music festival Glastonbury on his land, he was the face of progressive rock band Gentle Giant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Michael Evis was born with his head on upside down. His daughter, suffers a similar affliction, having her tits on her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Michael Evis was born with his head on upside down. His daughter, suffers a similar affliction, having her tits on her back. She's great to moondance with, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Alex Ferguson once was so drunk on the Calmac Rothesay ferry he made the trip 4 times before being stuck for the night in Wemyss Bay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Fish oil supplements are best taken with a little bit of tartar sauce and a squeeze of lemon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Jellied eels were the favourite dish at Wimbledon until in the mid 1960's the Queen of England decreed that they were unfit for royal consumption and the tennis watching elites quit consumpting in solidarity. Strawberry merchants moved in fast, added cream and Pimms and a new tradition was born. Excess jellied eels were shipped to feed starving peasants in Bermondsey and Canning Town. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Inspired by the women's world cup Mrs Agnes Jennings of Dumbarton has appealed to the local club Dumbarton FC to change the club's nickname from the Sons to the Weans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CITYLAD Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Ha! The jokes on you it’s the same picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 30/06/2019 at 16:19, Ya Bezzer! said: Fish oil supplements are best taken with a little bit of tartar sauce and a squeeze of lemon. Fish oil salesmen were the forerunners of today’s snake oil salesmen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 When swimming, a woman will partially fill up with water if she's not wearing a proper swimsuit and / or tampon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Women are permitted to drive cars in some Scandinavian countries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: When swimming, a woman will partially fill up with water if she's not wearing a proper swimsuit and / or tampon. Similarly, a female nude skydiving club had to disband because the whistling noise was disturbing local residents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 9 hours ago, GordonD said: Similarly, a female nude skydiving club had to disband because the whistling noise was disturbing local residents. Sounded like Stukas apparently, which triggered PTSD in WWII veterans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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