Bigbri Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The Milton Keynes Dons get their name from the Mafia who set the club up to launder drug money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Over half of all text messages consist of three words or less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) Between the ages of 14 - 21 the Roman emperor Claudius Gothicus refused to open his bedroom curtains, made the Senate pass an edict proclaiming Alien Sex Fiend as 'musical geniuses' and chose to dress like an Edwardian funeral director while maintaining a gloomy and angry persona. After crushing the Thracian Revolt under King Cersobleptes, Gothicus dyed his hair peroxide "like Steven Severin" and briefly changed his official title to Claudius Psychobillius before settling down and becoming normal. Edited December 22, 2014 by Ya Bezzer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbri Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Kim Jong Un and seventies pop goddess Kim Wilde are brother and sister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Kim Jong Un and seventies pop goddess Kim Wilde are brother and sisterP&B will now be targeted by North Korean hackers now (allegedly) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Former US president George W Bush struck up a friendship while on holiday in the 90's with ex Rangers player John Brown while on holiday in Tenerife. He is currently putting a package together to invest a large sum into Rangers and intends to have the aforementioned J.Brown running the show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 The film Aliens is loosely based around James Cameron's memorable trip to Methil Working Mens Club in 1986. The violence and gore was toned down for the firm and unfortunately Methil was not destroyed like the film. Several quotes were based around a fight between two local slappers over a chip. Get away from it you bitch! Hey Agnus you ever been mistaken for a man? The fight with flamethrowers was entirely accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Scientists believe there maybe a lake the size of Mexico in the middle of Australia but cannot check as none of the locals have ever been arsed to move more than three miles away from the coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Triangles do not exist in nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The Rangers are the same football club as Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Cats are made of tile adhesive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Craig Whyte once paid £5000.00 for half a dozen peacocks eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 When struggling with mathematical equations, NASA Engineers remind themselves that it's "not fcuking managing Scotland". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bobby Charlton's brother should only be referred to as "Jack" when he is on a boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oht Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Triangles do not exist in nature. ^^^ illuminati 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) When ducks swim upstream they have to travel a minimum of 40mph Edited December 24, 2014 by oddly optomistic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 ^^^ illuminati ^^^ listed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Scottish Labour Leader and "man of the people" Jim Murphy is doing monthly guest mixes for Saturday night dance show GBX on Clyde 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The 1980 London Iranian embassy siege SAS assault was led by Keith Chegwin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Leigh Griffiths is the Eddie Van Halen of foreplay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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