welshbairn Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Barry outed as a religious hitler youth type nut job on national radio. It's ok, he reformed into a psilocybin munching live porn addict and associate member of a German Biker gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Just finished Beevor's book on the Spanish civil war, time to get stuck into a serious work of literature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 So when can we start discussing the book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Is this Hitler or Barry were talking about here? A trip to Amsterdam without his army could have sorted Adolf before he went a bit weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Finished it tonight. Fantastic! I posted earlier on in this thread that I was a bit weary that it wouldn't live up to expectations but it didn't disappoint. Will be looking out for Grant's book as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Barry was in the BB! Which company was it? You better no be one of those 6/8th cuntos! It was at the 37th Dundee (Menzieshill) Company that my path and Barry's first crossed. He was my squad leader (or whatever it was called) and would patrol up and down the line barking "wha's in cherge here ya wee p***ks" and "stand easy cuntos" at us before belting out an impromptu rendition of "We Have an Anchor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yaaaas square go with a celebrity. Indeed. This is as good an opportunity as any for Grant to step in and regale us with the tale of the time he fought Geoffrey fae Rainbow in a taxi rank outside Heathrow. Grant was winning until Bungle piled in and knocked f**k out him. True story. Just having a wee listen to the OTB podcast from the weekend. Boys Brigade captain, eh Barry? I ken the score. Funny handshakes all round should we ever cross paths, Knightswood. In fact, now that I ken your address I might just turn up at the door sometime. Barry was in the BB! Which company was it? You better no be one of those 6/8th cuntos! f**k the 6/8th. 37th Menziehill rule ya bas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Funny handshakes all round should we ever cross paths, Knightswood. In fact, now that I ken your address I might just turn up at the door sometime. You should have been round the other week, my garden was full of sheep and we could have had "the ritual". I've also just remembered that at my works christmas night last friday, we ended up in the Steps Bar on Glassford Street (don't ask), and it had Special on tap! I tried and failed in my inebriated state to explain why this made me happy. Very nice it was too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fucking tune btw. It's an absolute topper of a tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Will we be having the pleasure of the best selling authors presence at the Recs on Saturday? We don't often get the glitterati in attendance in our humble town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Steadfast and sure while the billows roll! That's what eh'm talkin aboot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Will we be having the pleasure of the best selling authors presence at the Recs on Saturday? We don't often get the glitterati in attendance in our humble town. Can't make it I'm afraid, Bob. Absolutely skint. Steadfast and sure while the billows roll! That's what eh'm talkin aboot. Fastened to a rock which cannot mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove! Would be a brilliant tune to adapt into a futba song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fastened to a rock which cannot mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove! Would be a brilliant tune to adapt into a futba song. I think you'll find that someone already has. Solid as a rock, with standards hiiiiiiigh, I'm a teddy bear until the day I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Can't make it I'm afraid, Bob. Absolutely skint. Fastened to a rock which cannot mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove! Would be a brilliant tune to adapt into a futba song. Pish, have you spunked away your multi-million pound advance already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Can't make it I'm afraid, Bob. Absolutely skint. It'll be the high grade cocaine and the sex shows wi the 'Teckle Posse' now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Pish, have you spunked away your multi-million pound advance already?Bought all the gairden hooses at B&Q probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Just finished this must say it's very good. Well done Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Found three copies hidden on the top shelf of inverness waterstones' this afternoon. There are now two, cheers lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Found three copies hidden on the top shelf of inverness waterstones' this afternoon. There are now two, cheers lads!Top shelf? Were these the copies with photos of the orgy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Archie has had his tree for 7 years!! Looking forward to getting this book tomorrow! I bought it for myself last week, only to be told by a family member to take it back and get a refund. I'm therefore working under the assumption that someone has bought it for me, or the book is utter shite and they're just trying to save me from wasting my money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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