Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, HenryHill said: She will have whenever bits of it have been set on fire in the middle of the day. Also in Press, police in Dunfermline called to Milesmark primary as bones discovered earlier. Turned out they were cow bones. Ritual sacrifice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Also in Press, police in Dunfermline called to Milesmark primary as bones discovered earlier. Turned out they were cow bones. Ritual sacrifice?“Yawhoorsir, they’ve fund ma deid ex” wheezes every auld Fife da’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Also in Press, police in Dunfermline called to Milesmark primary as bones discovered earlier. Turned out they were cow bones. Ritual sacrifice? IT WAS A COO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, HenryHill said: IT WAS A COO! It’s no there now, it just have shifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Also in Press, police in Dunfermline called to Milesmark primary as bones discovered earlier. Turned out they were cow bones. Ritual sacrifice? Desperate Dan's playpiece 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) Aberdeen teacher leaves her laptop (containing nude pictures of herself) unattended in a classroom full of teenage boys. What could possibly go wrong? Edited April 5, 2019 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) Meanwhile, in Fife... "Wellwood shop staff shocked after customer takes a poo" Quote 'Please, please ... I'm going to crap myself!' "Those words have stayed with me." "It was as if nothing had happened, like taking a dump in the street was normal behaviour." Edited April 10, 2019 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-residents-who-voted-for-road-crossing-raging-at-council-building-it-in-wrong-place/ Dundee residents who voted for road crossing raging at council building it in wrong place Quote Rose Farmer, of Baldovie Terrace, slammed Dundee City Council for placing the controlled crossing “miles further up the road” from the site they’d all called for. She said: “People have been waiting for this crossing for years and now it is being put in the wrong place. They have started building the crossing further up the road where nobody crosses.” Quote But now residents have been left baffled by where the crossing is being sited, almost 300 yards from their chosen location. Rose added: “A lot of people are wondering what is happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I never thought I would read an article containing both Celine Dion and Dunfermline https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17567691.dunfermline-woman-evicted-for-singing-celine-dion-songs-too-loud/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Meanwhile in Wisconsin.. https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/508515122.html?fbclid=IwAR36qarY8D1h9t7IYehUHJ5QnH-2bSL7hLX2887KpSwIruRslFFsOPcGgxA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Angus farm field to be transformed into Pagan worship site after planning application approved at Monikie https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/870606/angus-farm-field-to-be-transformed-into-pagan-worship-site-after-planning-application-approved-at-monikie/ Cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 On 4/13/2019 at 13:29, senorsoupe said: Meanwhile in Wisconsin.. https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/508515122.html?fbclid=IwAR36qarY8D1h9t7IYehUHJ5QnH-2bSL7hLX2887KpSwIruRslFFsOPcGgxA 46? FORTY SIX???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: 46? FORTY SIX???? Some fucking paper round.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: 46? FORTY SIX???? Yah, she's a perfect example of why you should't do crystal meth. They should put a picture of her in schools as a warning of the dangers of drugs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Squirrel monkey in nappy 'bit person twice' in Cardiff https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48110114 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 16/04/2019 at 10:07, Melanius Mullarkey said: Angus farm field to be transformed into Pagan worship site after planning application approved at Monikie https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/870606/angus-farm-field-to-be-transformed-into-pagan-worship-site-after-planning-application-approved-at-monikie/ Cheers! Would be a great end of day party if there were soldiers on exercise in camouflage gear in Monikie woods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Hmmm https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/man-caught-exposing-penis-at-edinburgh-store-claims-it-fell-out-of-his-trousers-through-faulty-buttons-1-4918008 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Hmmm https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/man-caught-exposing-penis-at-edinburgh-store-claims-it-fell-out-of-his-trousers-through-faulty-buttons-1-4918008A deviant Edinburgh based poster with dodgy clothes. No wonder Shannon keeps getting a thumping at the boxing, he’s 59!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 A deviant Edinburgh based poster with dodgy clothes. No wonder Shannon keeps getting a thumping at the boxing, he’s 59!?They got his age wrong. 59 is the number of fights he's lost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Ah, Fifers eh? https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17608057.dunfermline-man-injured-after-headbutting-wall/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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