Eednud Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 "I want my chips, I want my chips." http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/mcdonalds-attack-accused-amy-elizabeth-johnson-still-has-chip-on-shoulder-over-assault-charge/story-fnii5s3x-1227289549414 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm sure there's plenty of jokes about wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm sure there's plenty of jokes about wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 She sounds like an ashhole. I'm still deciduous about her ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyTON Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 A hunt is underway to find the person responsible for sending a tortoise from London to Fife — taped inside a cereal box. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/fife/hunt-for-sender-of-pet-in-cereal-box-1.856197 Clear gender-profiling going on here Are women incapable of sending animals in the post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 You should have seen the one that got away. Isn't every pub crawl scientific? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-03/cod-almighty-a-pub-crawl-in-the-name-of-science/6369632 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Speaking of pubs, big loss to the Aberdonian bar maiding community. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/popular-aberdeen-barmaid-retires-after-40-years-1.860018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Meanwhile, in Argentina Man dies after sex with scarecrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Meanwhile, in Argentina Man dies after sex with scarecrow So if he had a mobile phone things might have been different? Never scarecrows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Meanwhile, in Argentina Man dies after sex with scarecrow “We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.” It is understood the man lived alone and didn’t have a mobile phone. This information may change once the autopsy is carried out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 “We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.” It is understood the man lived alone and didn’t have a mobile phone. This information may change once the autopsy is carried out. Clutching at straw ^^^^ (I'll get me raggedy coat) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Naked man's Dundee toy shop rampage http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/naked-man-s-dundee-toy-shop-rampage-1.860303 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Naked man's Dundee toy shop rampage http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/naked-man-s-dundee-toy-shop-rampage-1.860303 Had they run out of Space Hoppers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Cross-dressing down under. Flip-flops? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-06/cross-dressing-thief-armed-with-machine-gun-holds-up-business/6372514 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 There seems to be a recent spate of naked Dundee man related stories. Is it something in the water? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 (edited) http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/05/transphobe-gets-a-lesson-in-underestimating-people-and-respect-5136071/?google_editors_picks=true P.S. You need the volume up for this, NSFW Edited April 7, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "The Magistrates Court was told Mr Read drank at the hotel for about nine hours, had more than 20 drinks and was sold six cans of rum before he left for home." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-08/kangaroo-island-hotel-duty-manager-guilty-after-patron-die/6377976 This is actually the 2nd case that in the last 12 months in South Australia where bar staff have been implicated in the death of a silly twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 An update to the Toys R Us flasher. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/316506-man-with-cricket-bat-abducted-boy-ran-naked-in-toys-r-us-dundee/ That's one hell of a charge sheet Could also qualify him for the BEASTWatch thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "The Magistrates Court was told Mr Read drank at the hotel for about nine hours, had more than 20 drinks and was sold six cans of rum before he left for home." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-08/kangaroo-island-hotel-duty-manager-guilty-after-patron-die/6377976 This is actually the 2nd case that in the last 12 months in South Australia where bar staff have been implicated in the death of a silly twat. Some boi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 An update to the Toys R Us flasher. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/316506-man-with-cricket-bat-abducted-boy-ran-naked-in-toys-r-us-dundee/ That's one hell of a charge sheet Could also qualify him for the BEASTWatch thread. Sounds a bit of a character to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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