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14 minutes ago, Stu said:

One of my articles seems appropriate for this thread. I’d say my Pulitzer is in the post but with all these strikes, who knows?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-baker-forced-make-28619129

Midget gems are way too hard and chewy for an empire biscuit. If you've still got an open line to the big chief I'd suggest jelly tots to them. 

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52 minutes ago, Stu said:

One of my articles seems appropriate for this thread. I’d say my Pulitzer is in the post but with all these strikes, who knows?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-baker-forced-make-28619129

Irving's are a tremendous empire biscuit maker. Nice, light shortbread-y biscuit rather than some of the other heavy and stodgy efforts you come across. Delightful.

A midget gem on top is a fucking affront though. Thoughts and prayers for a swift supply chain resolution. 

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1 hour ago, carpetmonster said:

Midget gems are way too hard and chewy for an empire biscuit. If you've still got an open line to the big chief I'd suggest jelly tots to them. 

Is there a difference between jelly tots and dew drops? From my initial investigations I assumed they were the same and Jelly Tot was a brand name.

1 hour ago, 'WellDel said:

Irving's are a tremendous empire biscuit maker. Nice, light shortbread-y biscuit rather than some of the other heavy and stodgy efforts you come across. Delightful.

A midget gem on top is a fucking affront though. Thoughts and prayers for a swift supply chain resolution. 

Their biscuits are fantastic but - and ignoring my need for journalistic impartiality - this is an outrage.

BREAKING: From the Irving's Facebook page after someone else suggested Jelly Tots: "Have looked at other sweets, but very few that we can purchase by the pallet load, as we manufacture around 4500 packets of biscuits each week" 

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33 minutes ago, Stu said:

Is there a difference between jelly tots and dew drops? From my initial investigations I assumed they were the same and Jelly Tot was a brand name.

 

Structurally, I think. Jelly Tots are flatter, like a cow poo, whereas Dew Drops are longer and more oblong, like a hard nipple or a kinda squished bullet. 

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