Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 04/10/2022 at 19:09, carpetmonster said: Bo'ness woman makes jewelry out of arse sweat https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/9553435/tiktok-jewellery-bacteria-people-divided/ I'm guessing she makes beads ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 04/10/2022 at 19:09, carpetmonster said: Bo'ness woman makes jewelry out of arse sweat https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/9553435/tiktok-jewellery-bacteria-people-divided/ Fair enough, have you ever thought about where musk comes from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Fair enough, have you ever thought about where musk comes from? I was gonna say South Africa but a marsupial’s hole wouldn’t surprise me; tosser that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 hours ago, hearthammer said: I'm guessing she makes beads ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Suspected bank robber uses public bus as getaway https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-63169403 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Fucking love going on a Daily *** binge from time to time. Scots thug hurled sectarian abuse at neighbour and spat on cop during rampage - Daily Record 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63298374 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 The inhabitants of Perth show their imagination in choosing the new name for their museum. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Utter pish non-story saved by dug’s expression in the pic https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/9801617/son-christmas-ronaldo-fail/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Milngavie bowling club destroyed by fire - BBC News 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 You can’t be fired, in France, for not being fun at work… https://www.businessinsider.com/man-won-legal-right-not-be-fun-at-work-alcoholism-2022-11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/king-billy-wine-hits-shelves-28603488?fbclid=IwAR2qStNFfDIWWNicUm1J6GIDJDwPRvlxsgOFumUQJLqOSN1jQMGR5U3bC-4Amazed it's not Drongan or Dalmellington but you just knew it would be some Ayrshire village ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 One of my articles seems appropriate for this thread. I’d say my Pulitzer is in the post but with all these strikes, who knows? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-baker-forced-make-28619129 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, Stu said: One of my articles seems appropriate for this thread. I’d say my Pulitzer is in the post but with all these strikes, who knows? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-baker-forced-make-28619129 Midget gems are way too hard and chewy for an empire biscuit. If you've still got an open line to the big chief I'd suggest jelly tots to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 52 minutes ago, Stu said: One of my articles seems appropriate for this thread. I’d say my Pulitzer is in the post but with all these strikes, who knows? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-baker-forced-make-28619129 Irving's are a tremendous empire biscuit maker. Nice, light shortbread-y biscuit rather than some of the other heavy and stodgy efforts you come across. Delightful. A midget gem on top is a fucking affront though. Thoughts and prayers for a swift supply chain resolution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Midget gems are way too hard and chewy for an empire biscuit. If you've still got an open line to the big chief I'd suggest jelly tots to them. Is there a difference between jelly tots and dew drops? From my initial investigations I assumed they were the same and Jelly Tot was a brand name. 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: Irving's are a tremendous empire biscuit maker. Nice, light shortbread-y biscuit rather than some of the other heavy and stodgy efforts you come across. Delightful. A midget gem on top is a fucking affront though. Thoughts and prayers for a swift supply chain resolution. Their biscuits are fantastic but - and ignoring my need for journalistic impartiality - this is an outrage. BREAKING: From the Irving's Facebook page after someone else suggested Jelly Tots: "Have looked at other sweets, but very few that we can purchase by the pallet load, as we manufacture around 4500 packets of biscuits each week" Edited December 1, 2022 by Stu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 33 minutes ago, Stu said: Is there a difference between jelly tots and dew drops? From my initial investigations I assumed they were the same and Jelly Tot was a brand name. Structurally, I think. Jelly Tots are flatter, like a cow poo, whereas Dew Drops are longer and more oblong, like a hard nipple or a kinda squished bullet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 15 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Structurally, I think. Jelly Tots are flatter, like a cow poo, whereas Dew Drops are longer and more oblong, like a hard nipple or a kinda squished bullet. ^^^ Big Innes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Love the use of the word "chib" in the headline Convicted killer caught with caught with an eleven-bladed chib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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