mathematics Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 The schnauzers don’t get left alone for any length of time unless it’s vital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 A great day for Renton when it’s cold enough in office to warrant having the heater on.. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A great day for Renton when it’s cold enough in office to warrant having the heater on.. I realise this may be a silly question considering you post on here as much as me during the day, but how the f**k do you get anything done with a cool dog sitting at your desk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I realise this may be a silly question considering you post on here as much as me during the day, but how the f**k do you get anything done with a cool dog sitting at your desk? You forget he's in the office. He asks for a walk about 9:30am then sleeps most of the day unless someone has some soup, in which case he has to get a bowl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You forget he's in the office. He asks for a walk about 9:30am then sleeps most of the day unless someone has some soup, in which case he has to get a bowl. Sounds utterly glorious tbh. Can I work for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Sounds utterly glorious tbh. Can I work for you? If you can fathom the coffee machine and take the dog and his ball to the park now and again and sit quietly the rest of the time then yes, absolutely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If you can fathom the coffee machine and take the dog and his ball to the park now and again and sit quietly the rest of the time then yes, absolutely. I accept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I accept. Perfect. Just need to sort out your uniform. Skirt size? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Perfect. Just need to sort out your uniform. Skirt size? The shorter the better. Moonster has lovely legs Edited September 5, 2019 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: The shorter the better. Moonster has lovely legs ^^^kens the score. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 A few of the pooch, since it's been a while... Spoiler Started giving me the eyes every time it's near walk time. This was one day last week when it was lashing down, looked at me like this for 15 minutes, so I went and opened the back door, we sprinted to it, looked out, seen the rain, looked at me, then wandered to his bed... Spoiler Looking after my grans old dog, wasnt sure how theyd get on, as we've never had a dog in our house since we got Alfie. Went fine until the old dog tried to have a sniff of his crate, a few times it happened and he had a wee growl at her. Shes off her legs a bit so had to help her outside down the steps, came back and find him in her bed... Poor lass had to sleep on the carpet as he refused to budge. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Don’t think Renton will get this one through the door: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted September 5, 2019 Author Share Posted September 5, 2019 Neighbours just got a new dog. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Don’t think Renton will get this one through the door: Much like Rents, the bold boy picks up sticks that are far too big for him. Then wants to fight with me when I'm standing shouting "I will snap it, I'm helping you!".. He takes a step back once I do, picks up what I snap then throw and returns it. Rinse and repeat (THREE TIMES TOPS) then when I throw it, doesn't even attempt to follow it. Just stares at me. Fucking buffoon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Pooches Geldof immediately after seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg on tv. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 9 hours ago, Dele said: Much like Rents, the bold boy picks up sticks that are far too big for him. Then wants to fight with me when I'm standing shouting "I will snap it, I'm helping you!".. He takes a step back once I do, picks up what I snap then throw and returns it. Rinse and repeat (THREE TIMES TOPS) then when I throw it, doesn't even attempt to follow it. Just stares at me. Fucking buffoon. In one of the few signs that Renton has a brain he’s a stick expert. If it has too many branches or is a bit big then in seconds he can bite, gnaw and snap it down to the size he wants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Renton limbering up for more sleep: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I bought a dog last weekend. He's only 4 weeks old, so we can't take him home yet. Picking him up on the 21st Sakura loves him already! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 10 hours ago, TheScarf said: Pooches Geldof immediately after seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg on tv. Skye made the same face when Alan Stubbs came on once. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Just seen the wee one properly terrified for the first time. Took him a forest walk and it started to get dark, but we've had that happen on his usual walk lately and hes been fine. Come to a part of the path where it's a narrow walk between two rocks, and he was absolutely shite scared of it. Flat out refused to go near it and started dragging himself away, had no choice but to just walk back the way incase he hurt himself struggling. For the next 400/500 yards he'd constantly be looking behind him and jumping, as if he expected something to be sneaking up on him. Absolutely nothing visible at all so assume it's just something hes smelt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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