The Grass Is Greener. Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That's fucking brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I was in stitches reading back the first fb chat with Raj. Im trying to post it but keeps crashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Need to see this get it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'm trying - nightmare trying to copy and paste it. Either too big or too many images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Absolutely the best thing on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Laura Stevenson hehe you have some embarassing photos 17/10/2011 18:22 Raj Dass lolll am crazy but a party animal 17/10/2011 18:23 Laura Stevenson i had to delete most of mine - i hate a stalker lol only just reactoivated my account other day 17/10/2011 18:23 Raj Dass wer u stay 17/10/2011 18:23 Laura Stevenson i live in glasgow now 17/10/2011 18:24 Raj Dass aye wot area 17/10/2011 18:25 Laura Stevenson near townhead if you know it what about you? 17/10/2011 18:25 Raj Dass wers townhead near giffnock 17/10/2011 18:25 Laura Stevenson just up from the bus station nearcaledonian uni 17/10/2011 18:26 Raj Dass alrt thr u stay wae family 17/10/2011 18:26 Laura Stevenson you look young for 29 17/10/2011 18:26 Raj Dass am 25 i thgt sum1 was bamin me up u look hot x 17/10/2011 18:27 Laura Stevenson hehe thanks you will make me blush 17/10/2011 18:28 Raj Dass lolll so wen wee meetin up lolll 17/10/2011 18:29 Laura Stevenson hehe you are keen - im not that easy buster wink emoticon 17/10/2011 18:29 Raj Dass i didnt say that loll 17/10/2011 18:29 Laura Stevenson you need to tell me something interesting about you first 17/10/2011 18:30 Raj Dass lollll am a crazy guy wot u want to kno 17/10/2011 18:31 Laura Stevenson hmmm...do you drive? 17/10/2011 18:31 Raj Dass yeap 17/10/2011 18:31 Laura Stevenson what car you got? 17/10/2011 18:31 Raj Dass take u fr a cruise iv got 4 cars 17/10/2011 18:32 Laura Stevenson oooh what u got - lets hear them all 17/10/2011 18:33 Raj Dass 2 7 seeters van and crysler 300 cc 17/10/2011 18:35 Laura Stevenson wow u must be rich what do you do? 17/10/2011 18:35 Raj Dass mobile phn repairer family have florists u stay wae parents 17/10/2011 18:37 Laura Stevenson no im staying with my friend at the moment 17/10/2011 18:37 Raj Dass kl u work pat time thr 17/10/2011 18:38 Laura Stevenson but my dad lives in glasgow so i spend a couple nights a week with him too 17/10/2011 18:38 Raj Dass in hampden 17/10/2011 18:38 Laura Stevenson yeah hehe i do catering like functions and stuff 17/10/2011 18:38 Raj Dass thats good wer ur dad stay i do functions like helium ballons n that too · 17/10/2011 18:39 Laura Stevenson what do you mean? 17/10/2011 18:40 Raj Dass .funtions fr wedding n that helium ballooons 17/10/2011 18:41 Laura Stevenson oh right thats cool how many jobs do you have hehe 17/10/2011 18:41 Raj Dass 1 enough sometime i help out family wen they need me like busi days lolllll 17/10/2011 18:42 Laura Stevenson a family man - very nice of you hehe 17/10/2011 18:42 Raj Dass lolllll 17/10/2011 18:43 Laura Stevenson so when you taking me out then wink emoticon 17/10/2011 18:43 Raj Dass now loll 17/10/2011 18:43 Laura Stevenson thought you were in london? 17/10/2011 18:43 Raj Dass wot time u want picked up at am in glasgow like i said i thgt sum1 tried to bam me up lolllllllllll 17/10/2011 18:44 Laura Stevenson lol you are funny i cant do tonight but maybe the weeknd? 17/10/2011 18:44 Raj Dass aye thats fine weekends better 17/10/2011 18:45 Laura Stevenson do you wanna go for something to eat first? i would rather meet you in poublic first if thats ok? make sure you arent a serial killer lol 17/10/2011 18:45 Raj Dass lolll aye kl im a serial shagger loll a serialsly gud shagger 17/10/2011 18:46 Laura Stevenson where you going to take me? 17/10/2011 18:46 Raj Dass anywer u wana go x u decide 17/10/2011 18:46 Laura Stevenson know any good restaurants? i like chinese? 17/10/2011 18:47 Raj Dass il take u to a nice chinese restraunt i kno a few 17/10/2011 18:47 Laura Stevenson oooh very nice - if u come pick me up first happy to go anywhere what chinese? 17/10/2011 18:48 Raj Dass il pick u up no probs then u could decide wot u feel like eattin 17/10/2011 18:49 Laura Stevenson im happy with chinese if u are 17/10/2011 18:49 Raj Dass i love chinese too 17/10/2011 18:49 Laura Stevenson smile emoticon 17/10/2011 18:49 Raj Dass not indian have that all the time lolll so wot u upto 2nt sexy 17/10/2011 18:49 Laura Stevenson what chinese - maybe i should meet you there? 17/10/2011 18:52 Raj Dass meet me wer 17/10/2011 18:55 Laura Stevenson at the restaurant which chinese would u recommend i best meet you there before getting ina car with a stranger hehe 17/10/2011 18:55 Raj Dass the 1 in great western rd 17/10/2011 18:55 Laura Stevenson whats it called? 17/10/2011 18:55 Raj Dass thats fine cant mind sumthin like aber 17/10/2011 18:56 Laura Stevenson hmmm...suppose we can sort out details later 17/10/2011 18:56 Raj Dass kl i dont like drink drivin 17/10/2011 18:58 Laura Stevenson or we could just stay in hehe order in u like movies? u like pizza? 17/10/2011 18:58 Raj Dass yeah i dont mind but wer wee goney chill wot u drink 17/10/2011 18:59 Laura Stevenson dont u have a place? 17/10/2011 18:59 Raj Dass just got rid of my apartment 2mnths ago am on the look but i can book a hotel if u want or a apartment 17/10/2011 19:02 Laura Stevenson oooh what hotel you gonna take me too? somewhere nice i hope 17/10/2011 19:02 Raj Dass oviusly my name is raj means king loll 17/10/2011 19:03 Laura Stevenson which hotel would u recommend? 17/10/2011 19:04 Raj Dass hilton or marriot 17/10/2011 19:04 Laura Stevenson wow you are loaded are your pants fully loaded as well wink emoticon 17/10/2011 19:04 Raj Dass lolllllllllllll 17/10/2011 19:05 Laura Stevenson sorry 17/10/2011 19:05 Raj Dass lol wot u upto 2nt 17/10/2011 19:05 Laura Stevenson i shouldnt flirt - im sorry im only 17 17/10/2011 19:06 Raj Dass dont worri abt it lolll◄animAN10► 17/10/2011 19:06 Laura Stevenson your an animal?? i thought u were married?# 17/10/2011 19:07 Raj Dass am not 17/10/2011 19:07 Laura Stevenson another lie? I dont like lies 17/10/2011 19:07 Raj Dass 1st i told u lies didnt kno hew u wer 1st lollll 17/10/2011 19:08 Laura Stevenson and now you only tell the truth?? deal? 17/10/2011 19:08 Raj Dass so wen u gney start pickin ur phn up deal on the phn kl 17/10/2011 19:09 Laura Stevenson i didnt know who u were - of course im not gonna answer 17/10/2011 19:09 Raj Dass so u r now yeah lol 17/10/2011 19:09 Laura Stevenson maybe wink emoticon my 16yr old flatmate is here now though 17/10/2011 19:09 Raj Dass laters fine 17/10/2011 19:09 Laura Stevenson she keeps walking around topless hehe im sure you would love that 17/10/2011 19:10 Raj Dass yeh bbz olll 17/10/2011 19:10 Laura Stevenson that a no? 17/10/2011 19:11 Raj Dass thats a no wouldnt mind u doin that with her loll am messin 17/10/2011 19:11 Laura Stevenson hehe i dont have very big boobs im afraid, not fully developed yet, still going through puberty hehe a nice handful 17/10/2011 19:12 Raj Dass thays enough fr me loll 17/10/2011 19:12 Laura Stevenson im just so sick of guys these days - i hope you are different 17/10/2011 19:12 Raj Dass i am 17/10/2011 19:12 Laura Stevenson my last bf turned into a weirdp 17/10/2011 19:12 Raj Dass how wot did he do loll 17/10/2011 19:13 Laura Stevenson we were together for 5 years and he didnt even want to have sex - i wanted him to take my virginity but he wouldnt - said he wanted to wait and then he turned weird 17/10/2011 19:13 Raj Dass he must be waitin for xmas loll 17/10/2011 19:13 Laura Stevenson we are over now - im single im tired of waiting 17/10/2011 19:14 Raj Dass so have i got a chance thn lol 17/10/2011 19:14 Laura Stevenson wink emoticon 17/10/2011 19:14 Raj Dass u live beside commerce college 17/10/2011 19:16 Laura Stevenson yeah fairly near why u gonna come here hehe? its what u want right 17/10/2011 19:17 Raj Dass rgt lol ur upfrount 17/10/2011 19:17 Laura Stevenson sorry is it not what u want? 17/10/2011 19:20 Raj Dass yeah i do 17/10/2011 19:21 Laura Stevenson only if u think u can hehe? 17/10/2011 19:22 Raj Dass lolll 17/10/2011 19:22 Laura Stevenson tomorrow night? 17/10/2011 19:22 Raj Dass kl wer wee goin 17/10/2011 19:22 Laura Stevenson clear your schedule big boy wink emoticon only on one condition 17/10/2011 19:23 Raj Dass wot 17/10/2011 19:23 Laura Stevenson you have to meet me holding a helium balloon hehe so i know who u are 17/10/2011 19:23 Raj Dass lets go for it 2nt 17/10/2011 19:23 Laura Stevenson tomorrow - i cant tonight got plans with flatmate 17/10/2011 19:23 Raj Dass il be holdin 5 dont worri 17/10/2011 19:23 Laura Stevenson u better be holding 5 balloons hehe if ur not i wont approach u lol 17/10/2011 19:24 Raj Dass kl wers use of too 17/10/2011 19:24 Laura Stevenson cinema to see alvin and the chipmunks - chipwrecked 17/10/2011 19:24 Raj Dass lollllll 17/10/2011 19:24 Laura Stevenson anyway i have to go now she is moaning at me - ill txt u with details about tomorrow hehe 17/10/2011 19:24 Raj Dass kl wots use watchin 17/10/2011 19:24 Laura Stevenson bye xxxxx 17/10/2011 19:24 Raj Dass kl enjoy xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Not finished reading yet, but: "i do functions like helium ballons n that too" ETA: "aye kl im a serial shagger loll a serialsly gud shagger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Shit i forgot that he said he was gonna be holding balloons shame it was raining that day, think I had 3 different george square webcam on the go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I know you shouldn't stereotype, but he owns a seven seater motor and a mobile phone repair shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Loads of police cars spoiled George sq, but that picture 'Laura' put up... ++++++ Shiver +++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That fucking chat man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Catfishing before it was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Laura Stevenson cinema to see alvin and the chipmunks - chipwrecked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Loads of police cars spoiled George sq, but that picture 'Laura' put up... ++++++ Shiver +++++ Yeah was a big old firm game I think and the police presence made him nervous but I like to think it adds to the ending of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Yeah was a big old firm game I think and the police presence made him nervous but I like to think it adds to the ending of the story. A bun game and I was glued to a wet g sq webcam , Facebook and here? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Remember when I became mates with Laura, one of my mates asked who she was. Kinda hard explaining that it was really a guy I know off an online forum pretending to be a girl without sounding a but odd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Chrysler 300, the poor man's Bentley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Another "friend" of Laura Stevenson https://www.facebook.com/kevirino?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Bravo, David sir. Bravo. Tremendous stuff. "Are your pants fully loaded as well?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Comedy gold but what a seriously creepy b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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