blanco Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Fails to take the perfect picture then fails to kill himself, that lad is one useless b*****d, destined to be a bed wetter for the rest of his days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 What is this? I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 His mum has done the world a disservice by saving him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 A few months back I was a addict. My girlfriend told me I was getting a bald spot at the crown area so I took loads to try and see it. It was a low point for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Given how precious everyone is about the depression thread, why is everyone so keen to put the boot in when he has been diagnosed with a mental illness? Because narcissists rule the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 The term ‘selfie’ annoys me incredibly, in itself is a microcosm of modern youth, EVERYTHING they claim is ‘social’ media is really ‘look at me’ media. Self absorbed shallow morons. I go on holiday and come back with hardly any pictures of myself, I know what I look like and I can always look in the mirror if I’m desperate to see how good looking I am. I don’t have a single picture of myself on display at home, although I do think I’m in the minority with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 The term ‘selfie’ annoys me incredibly, in itself is a microcosm of modern youth, EVERYTHING they claim is ‘social’ media is really ‘look at me’ media. Self absorbed shallow morons. I go on holiday and come back with hardly any pictures of myself, I know what I look like and I can always look in the mirror if I’m desperate to see how good looking I am. I don’t have a single picture of myself on display at home, although I do think I’m in the minority with this one. You're not a looker then? #unlucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioslave Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 “I was constantly in search of taking the perfect selfie and when I realised I couldn’t I wanted to die. I lost my friends, my education, my health and almost my life.” I lost my friends : I highly doubt there were any to begin with wee knob My education : I seriously doubt that was being taken seriously when you were more concerned with a fucking picture you spamhammer My health : Probably should have stopped taking pictures then and put a fucking Frey Bentos down your word hole Almost my life : We're all exceptionally sad that didn't happen you complete waste of your old mans cock gravy 90% rule was ramped up to 98%, now it's comfortably sitting at 99% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 You're not a looker then? #unlucks Au contraire, I just take no enjoyment from looking at pictures of attractive men!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I must admit that I laughed at the caption that said 'He hasn't taken a selfie in seven months'. I wonder if he goes to a selfie help group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 If I had to impose a solution, hanging is probably what I would have suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection. They wear their waistbands below their balls. They babble into handheld twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail The Rise of the Idiots. Peace and fuckin, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Getting sick of these Blairgowrie fans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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