forever_blue Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I know it's not Tinder but it's the same idea. Slugs for eyebrows Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I know it's not Tinder but it's the same idea. Slugs for eyebrows Is that Tim Sherwood on the right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjölnir Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Widnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 If Tinder has taught me anything then it's the fact I don't like girls with big noses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Bit anti Semitic, mate. I don't like circumcised guys either tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I know it's not Tinder but it's the same idea. Slugs for eyebrows Girl always pops up on my mates from Dundees status on FB. They pictures, especially one on left aren't doing her justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 She's actually quite a well known girl, she does a lot of charity fundraising through signed memorabilia etc. They pictures don't really do her much justice though. I take it she doesn't like to talk about us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Aw well, you know which way to swipe when you see me. Using zoom won't fool anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wis it aye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 tinder.jpg Wis it aye Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 tinder.jpg Wis it aye Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 How is this tinder malarkey any good ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 tinder.jpg Wis it aye Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 tinder.jpg Wis it aye She would need to tidy that room first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Matched with a boxer from Guernsey yesterday. She was actually not bad looking but didn't enjoy my various boxing puns. Her loss tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 You can do a free search on POF without having an account. I had a wee look the other day and the amount of single mums I know in Inverness that are in it just looking for a ride is unreal. 'Not looking for a relationship' = wants the D 'Looking to chat' = wants the D 'Looking to date but nothing more' = wants the D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) http://glasgow.en.craigslist.co.uk/cas/4578277199.htmlTinder? PAH... Try Craigslist for the deviants.....Which one of you is 24, a weeg and 6'3? Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "f**k ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Edited August 5, 2014 by Bing (2) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Craigslist is a surefire way to get murdered. "Just want to suck your dick at my house" = Stabbed in my basement, Fred West style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 the f**k is craiglist , even the name sounds dodgy as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 the f**k is craiglist , even the name sounds dodgy as f**k Dearie me, f_b, you have led a sheltered life, haven't you ? http://glasgow.craigslist.co.uk/i/personals?category=cas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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