Big Ron Vlaar Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 That burd is nowhere near good looking enough to shoot someone down in one word like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron Vlaar Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 She's ugly enough for me to swipe left, and that's fucking saying something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 That burd is nowhere near good looking enough to shoot someone down in one word like that. I'm definitely going to throw in some horrific patter (possibly football related) in an attempt to get her to screenshot and show off my incredible lines to her almost 10k followers on Twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron Vlaar Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I'm definitely going to throw in some horrific patter (possibly football related) in an attempt to get her to screenshot and show off my incredible lines to her almost 10k followers on Twitter. Tell her you're holding a charity event for people with retrograde ejaculation, and ask her if she can come, or some other pish like that. All the girls on this app are pretty thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I was gutted when she rejected me. I was quite tempted to rock up to a ladies game and boo her. She's about four foot tall but actually reasonably okay in goals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 where is she from? I want to hit her with ganting patter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Getting an I-phone in a week or so and will be joining the Tinder universe pronto. Sorry lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Getting an I-phone in a week or so and will be joining the Tinder universe pronto. Sorry lads. Leave some for us, eh boss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I'd never looked at this thread because I thought it was about wood. Which it is in a way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 This you then? or is everyone at it https://twitter.com/beccataylorkvd/status/493171552457072640/photo/1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 This you then? or is everyone at it https://twitter.com/beccataylorkvd/status/493171552457072640/photo/1 Wonder if Becca has matching collar n' cuffs....................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Wondering whether to use more pics of me holding tins eh beanz when I join this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Going out tomorrow with a lassie from Tinder . Edited August 19, 2014 by SuperCaleyGoBallistic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Jeez, even I got matched with the Thistle ladies 'keeper. That lassie clearly has no standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 She was the first match I ever had on it. Sadly she's also the only match who I failed to strike up knicker-soaking conversation with. Cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 And now you can get Happn, which looks at who's within a reasonable distance of you and looks to be even quicker than Tinder. Oh my indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilltoon Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bit shite that all these apps require Facebook. Nae wee dirty for me :sad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bit shite that all these apps require Facebook. Nae wee dirty for me :sad: Can't you set up a Facebook page with a different email address and without your surname? If you don't add any friends then you've got all the benefits without any of the drawbacks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilltoon Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Can't you set up a Facebook page with a different email address and without your surname? If you don't add any friends then you've got all the benefits without any of the drawbacks! I could. I won't though. I've been adamant that I would not use Facebook at all. So I'm not caving after all these years, just for some wee dirty action. I have my morals after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopolopoluss1 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I haven't read the thread in full so this has probably been covered, but using Tinder abroad is glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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