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Sriracha sauce is an acceptable condiment for pizzas, imo.

Sriracha is good on absolutely everything savoury.

Did anyone ever try this monstrosity from Iceland? Imagine it'd be quite nice.

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Looks I will be risking being challenged to a square go and some will think I deserve to die but tend to order ham, pineapple and onion. Not sure why another person's pizza topping preferences would evoke such strong emotions.

Because only a monster would put pineapple on a pizza.

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I only hope that some of you have the balls to sample the coleslaw with a pizza phenomenon.

I'd recommend not slathering it all over the top as in the picture above but using a fork/spoon to put a wee drop on the bit you are about to bite.

I then hope you have the balls to return cap in hand and apologise for your snap judgements.

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Because only a monster would put pineapple on a pizza.

There's a c**t further up putting mammoth amounts of coleslaw on a pizza and you take offence at a bit of pineapple.

Hawaiian all the way and spice it up with some jalapenos

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I only hope that some of you have the balls to sample the coleslaw with a pizza phenomenon.

I'd recommend not slathering it all over the top as in the picture above but using a fork/spoon to put a wee drop on the bit you are about to bite.

I then hope you have the balls to return cap in hand and apologise for your snap judgements.

I hear you. Usually have a side of polenta chips and a bowl of coleslaw on the side with my pizza. It's perfectly healthy and natural behaviour.

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I only hope that some of you have the balls to sample the coleslaw with a pizza phenomenon.

I'd recommend not slathering it all over the top as in the picture above but using a fork/spoon to put a wee drop on the bit you are about to bite.

I then hope you have the balls to return cap in hand and apologise for your snap judgements.

Why are you still alive?

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Sriracha is good on absolutely everything savoury.

Did anyone ever try this monstrosity from Iceland? Imagine it'd be quite nice. iceland039s-double-decker-double-peppero

Not tried that but I do like the stone baked pizzas out of Iceland. They do a not bad kind of flatbread one too.

On an Iceland/ Pizza related theme I got my first seasonal packet of pigs and blankets last night. I feel they could be a very acceptable pizza topping. Possibly a bit footery as take a bit longer to cook than your typical pizza but could be cooked in advance then added still warm at the last five minutes of the pizza cooking time? :huh:

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Not tried that but I do like the stone baked pizzas out of Iceland. They do a not bad kind of flatbread one too.

On an Iceland/ Pizza related theme I got my first seasonal packet of pigs and blankets last night. I feel they could be a very acceptable pizza topping. Possibly a bit footery as take a bit longer to cook than your typical pizza but could be cooked in advance then added still warm at the last five minutes of the pizza cooking time? :huh:

You really can't imagine the horrors involved in those things.

#prayforjagfox

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I only hope that some of you have the balls to sample the coleslaw with a pizza phenomenon.

I'd recommend not slathering it all over the top as in the picture above but using a fork/spoon to put a wee drop on the bit you are about to bite.

I then hope you have the balls to return cap in hand and apologise for your snap judgements.

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You really can't imagine the horrors involved in those things.

#prayforjagfox

I've heard the two things you wouldn't swallow after seeing them being made are politics and sausages? :(

Anyway Pizza isn't a health food, imo, so a bit of processed pig's cock and nipples as long as correctly seasoned and cooked correctly won't hold me back :)

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I've heard the two things you wouldn't swallow after seeing them being made are politics and sausages? :(

Anyway Pizza isn't a health food, imo, so a bit of processed pig's cock and nipples as long as correctly seasoned and cooked correctly won't hold me back :)

That's the spirit. A keen sense of 'What's the worst thing that can happen?'

Still though, let us know you are OK after eating them.

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