Dave Coaches Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Creates a thread about Lorraine so he can vote no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Hacket arab minger. Naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I voted aye but only cos id shag absolutely anything with a pulse, maybe even without a pulse as long as they weren't going rancid and foosty....even ive got standards for fucks sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 We were talking about our favourite MILFs on a work night out a few years ago, one of the guys said Lorraine Kelly was his. Few months later it came up in conversation again, and he was a bit evasive. We finally got it out of him that out one of his pals had met his old dear for the first time shortly after the works do, and the first thing out his mouth when she left the room was: "Wow, your mum looks exactly like Lorraine Kelly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I wid but she'd be getting properly violated, and wearing a Dundee strip as well. Just in case anyone hasn't seen them, type 'Lorraine Kelly nude pictures' into google, there's obviously a load of fakes but in amongst them......definitely wid back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I wid but she'd be getting properly violated, and wearing a Dundee strip as well. Just in case anyone hasn't seen them, type 'Lorraine Kelly nude pictures' into google, there's obviously a load of fakes but in amongst them......definitely wid back then. Not keen on the shaven thing but I'd bring a strimmer along just to break through.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Not keen on the shaven thing but I'd bring a strimmer along just to break through.. Have you not got anything else that could penetrate that thatch ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just had a debate with one of my flat mates from down South. He says wid, I'm convinced that isn't the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Have you not got anything else that could penetrate that thatch ? I do, but I think a rear approach might be advisable if no strimmer is available. H&S and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I ride Lorraine Kelly at least once a week, if not more. The bus named after her, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I do, but I think a rear approach might be advisable if no strimmer is available. H&S and all that. A man after my own heart, I like a multiple choice myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I ride Lorraine Kelly at least once a week, if not more. The bus named after her, that is. BTQDdKYCEAAVMHq.jpg Do you have to ring the bell to get off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Do you have to ring the bell to get off? I thought it was a button ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Not sure what I voted for. Lorraine Kelly..........Aye or Naw!! Independence? Nice boobs? Bad teeth? I would shag her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I wid but she'd be getting properly violated, and wearing a Dundee strip as well. Just in case anyone hasn't seen them, type 'Lorraine Kelly nude pictures' into google, there's obviously a load of fakes but in amongst them......definitely wid back then.Wid with the same conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 type 'Lorraine Kelly nude pictures' into google, there's obviously a load of fakes but in amongst them......definitely wid back then. fucking hell! I think its the first one that comes up that is genuine. (either that one, or the one with two cocks up her arse.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 fucking hell! I think its the first one that comes up that is genuine. (either that one, or the one with two cocks up her arse.) Fuxsake - Steven Thomson and MacNamara were both up her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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