andyh Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 (edited) They'll tell you its because you're over weight or smoke. Thats doctor speak for 'we don't want to spend any of our budget on tests'. Of course I'm a tad cynical about the feckers, you might have a decent one. Hope all goes well mate.Our gps a dick. When the wife went so see him when she found out she was pregnant he banged his head of the desk and asked what her mother thought of her situation. She's 25 ffs!Edited for shit spelling! Edited August 2, 2014 by andyh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 f**k sake haha! Don't worry mate as usual P&B comes through for you and we have narrowed it down to stress related arse cancer with bad aids brought on by exposure to some kind of radiation. Course of antibiotics will sort it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Our gps a dick. When the wife went so see him when she found out she was pregnant he banged his head of the desk and asked what her mother thought of her situation. She's 25 ffs! Edited for shit spelling! If you are15 that would explain things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 Don't worry mate as usual P&B comes through for you and we have narrowed it down to stress related arse cancer with bad aids brought on by exposure to some kind of radiation. Course of antibiotics will sort it out. So will the course of antibiotics cure said stress related arse cancer with bad aids brought on by exposure to some kind of radiation or will I require further treatment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 If you are15 that would explain things. No he's just a bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 So will the course of antibiotics cure said stress related arse cancer with bad aids brought on by exposure to some kind of radiation or will I require further treatment? I work for the NHS mate, so I'm all over this. The antibiotics will do the trick, you might need a session of acupuncture because it's "bad aids" and not just "aids" . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andyh Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 I work for the NHS mate, so I'm all over this. The antibiotics will do the trick, you might need a session of acupuncture because it's "bad aids" and not just "aids" . Well I suddenly feel at ease! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Well I suddenly feel at ease! Anytime mate, anytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Baptie Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wilkinson sword razor and shaving gel = Nae hair. Been thinning since my early 20's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Shouldn't be coming out in handfuls. If symptoms persist, consult your/ someone else's doctor. However if it is just normal hair loss and not arse cancer / bad aids - go for a nos. 1 over scalp at barber . You won't regret it. Thing about area cancer , it has increase 200% recently! mainly in women. Draw your own conclusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 Shouldn't be coming out in handfuls. If symptoms persist, consult your/ someone else's doctor.However if it is just normal hair loss and not arse cancer / bad aids - go for a nos. 1 over scalp at barber .You won't regret it. Thing about area cancer , it has increase 200% recently! mainly in women. Draw your own conclusions. Handfuls was a slight exaggeration but my hands were covered. I'll visit the gp on Monday although I'm sure he will fob me off with some shite without bothering his arse to even listen to what I'm saying. Seems to be standard these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Our gps a dick. When the wife went so see him when she found out she was pregnant he banged his head of the desk and asked what her mother thought of her situation. She's 25 ffs! Has she always been registered with her dad's practice? Time to change if he can't be professional IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ^^^ is overweight and smokes. Aye and naw. I do lie to doctors about how much I drink though, I think they might judge me harshly for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fratelli Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) It does sound as if you have alopecia, i had it when i was younger and it can be quite tough seeing clumps of hair falling out.In 8/10 cases the hair naturally regrows within a year, mines grew back in around 7 months IIRC.Ive actually recently noticed im losing some hair again, although nowhere near the amount of last time. Feel free to PM me with any questions Edited August 3, 2014 by Fratelli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Roll the windows down and turn the heating up full blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Chopped pork heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 It does sound as if you have alopecia, i had it when i was younger and it can be quite tough seeing clumps of hair falling out.In 8/10 cases the hair naturally regrows within a year, mines grew back in around 7 months IIRC. Ive actually recently noticed im losing some hair again, although nowhere near the amount of last time. Feel free to PM me with any questions Did it come on suddenly? That's what has shocked me if I'm honest. My mate is bald but he said it was a steady development and he rarely noticed it coming out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fratelli Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) Did it come on suddenly? That's what has shocked me if I'm honest. My mate is bald but he said it was a steady development and he rarely noticed it coming out. Aye, started noticing hundreds of hairs on my pillow, and if i ran my hand through my hair i would have a handful every time, with Male Pattern Baldness it comes out slowly over months/years so its not noticeable. I noticed i was losing an abnormal amount of hair on my crown 3 weeks ago with patches developing, went to the doctor who said that i had alopecia again, however it wasn't near as bad as the first time, and it should grow back in a few months. It can be quite a depressing thing to deal with, i'd suggest seeing your GP then a dermatologist, its important to keep in mind that it will most likely grow back in. I'd suggest giving this a read : http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Alopecia.htm Edited August 3, 2014 by Fratelli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Did it come on suddenly? That's what has shocked me if I'm honest. My mate is bald but he said it was a steady development and he rarely noticed it coming out. Your numbers up. What size in a shoe are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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