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I had Lorne on rolls for lunch today.  I know it was Lorne because it said on the pack Simon Howie Lorne Sausage.  Simon says....

 

...It doesn't matter if it is Lorne, square or slice, it is quite clearly IN the roll, not ON it, thank you.

 

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2 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

 


Simon says ‘my Lorne sausage is pish’.

 

Simon Howie's stuff isn't bad. Tried the black pudding & smoked back bacon. Decent IMO.

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Simon Howie's stuff isn't bad. Tried the black pudding & smoked back bacon. Decent IMO.


I’ve had a few Simon Howie things and I’ve definitely had worse stuff that’s for sure, but the lorne is far too thinly sliced and seems to shrink even more once it’s under the grill.

I tend to get us breakfast packs from Falleninch Farm in Stirling, but if it’s a supermarket purchase, the Malcolm Allen stuff pisses all over Simon Howie.
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On 01/03/2018 at 08:41, Bobby Skidmarks said:

You were the only one previously banned for being a racist fuckwit though.

Please point me to the post in which you say I said anything racist. Or fuckwitish. You bellend.

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Slightly off topic but do the bigger cities have independent butchers for your Lorne or bakers for your rolls? I can say yes for Dundee...


Cities?? What fucking shitehole doesn’t have butchers and bakers?
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3 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
16 hours ago, glassnahalf said:
Please point me to the post in which you say I said anything racist. Or fuckwitish. You bellend.

Pretty sure your racist posts will have been deleted you horrible piece of work.

So that's a no then, ya spud.

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Just now, glassnahalf said:

So you no then, ya spud.

Generally when someone is emptied for being a nasty racist like you, the offending posts are binned. This is because normal people dont want to be exposed to your views. 

HTH

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15 hours ago, glassnahalf said:

Please point me to the post in which you say I said anything racist. Or fuckwitish. You bellend.

 

21 minutes ago, glassnahalf said:

So you no then, ya spud.

Fortunately your racist posts under the previous guise “McSpreader” were deleted as they were insulting to Muslims specifically from the Middle East. 

However, I present your above posts under this current alias as examples of fuckwittery.

Thank you.

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42 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 

Fortunately your racist posts under the previous guise “McSpreader” were deleted as they were insulting to Muslims specifically from the Middle East. 

However, I present your above posts under this current alias as examples of fuckwittery.

Thank you.

You can add Poles and homosexuals to the list. And fucking reams of fuckwittery.

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29 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

You can add Poles and homosexuals to the list. And fucking reams of fuckwittery.

 

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

Generally when someone is emptied for being a nasty racist like you, the offending posts are binned. This is because normal people dont want to be exposed to YOUR views. 

HTH

Not my views. God help any innocent on trial if you and your flunkies are on the jury.

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