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Arrived at work this morning, went into the kitchen make a cuppa.

There's two sinks - one regular, and one under an urn full of scalding hot water.

Massive spider in the regular sink, so I rinsed it down the drain.

Even bigger spider in the second sink, so I scalded it to death with the boiling water -  you're welcome.

I fully expect that that first one is plotting revenge against me.

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I had a loft clearout today and spotted a few monsters scurrying about and trying to kill me. I was sure I was about to become the latest victim in an Evening Telegraph article about a new species of mutant Amazonian bird-eating spider hitching a ride to Fife in a pallet of bananas.

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Arrived at work this morning, went into the kitchen make a cuppa.

There's two sinks - one regular, and one under an urn full of scalding hot water.

Massive spider in the regular sink, so I rinsed it down the drain.

Even bigger spider in the second sink, so I scalded it to death with the boiling water -  you're welcome.

I fully expect that that first one is plotting revenge against me.


Aye I would keep on you're toes PA. That one you rinsed down the sink will be back, mark my words.



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