Bairnardo Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Bit of a dilemma this morning..... [mention=9645]KnightswoodVanBear[/mention]^^^Didnt wipe his arse. Smelly old bear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 On 11/01/2022 at 14:56, welshbairn said: NSFW Hide contents -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 On 11/01/2022 at 14:56, welshbairn said: NSFW Hide contents An old creaky boot more like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 19 hours ago, KnightswoodVanBear said: Bit of a dilemma this morning..... @KnightswoodVanBear Has anyone heard from @KnightswoodVanBear since he posted this? I'd presume he's now cocooned, hanging from the ceiling and about to be eaten... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Has anyone heard from @KnightswoodVanBear since he posted this? I'd presume he's now cocooned, hanging from the ceiling and about to be eaten... He's away in the woods to do his business 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 Pray for @Swarley Although they recycle this type of headline on an almost annually. Mosquitoes, snakes and spiders set to increase in NSW after deluge https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/mosquitoes-snakes-and-spiders-set-to-increase-in-nsw-after-deluge-20220309-p5a39v.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 16 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: With the aid of some genocidal chemical warfare, I took out a fairly large wasp bike from my shed a few years ago. Eventually cracked the rock-hard core open with a hammer (with some difficulty it must be said) to reveal a surprisingly impressive honeycomb cross-section. Felt bad when I saw the fine workwaspship, but I then considered the paper-like surrounding to represent the onset of laziness towards the end of their project. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) There's been a strange noise coming from inside the wall next to my bed for the last week and a half. When it first started it was like an intermittent, periodic squeaking noise. Relatively loud. This louder noise comes and goes but other times (and right now, and basically since I stopped refreshing the Rangers thread) it's quieter, lower and more continuous. Am I convincing myself there's a wasp nest growing in the wall next to me for nothing? I'm looking up what nests sound like right now and there's definitely not the continuous buzzing that most sources seem to list, but then if it's a relatively new noise I don't imagine there would be lots of the little shits right away. If I sit here straining my ears any longer I'm going to convince myself it is. I live in a standard tenement with stone outer walls and... god knows what making up the actual walls inside. Most of them are hollow when you knock on them, and a large part of the section next to the window, where the noise is, is hollow too. Does anyone here have experience of a wasp nest (or similar) being constructed in the walls of their bedroom? Edited May 19, 2022 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's been a strange noise coming from inside the wall next to my bed for the last week and a half. When it first started it was like an intermittent, periodic squeaking noise. Relatively loud. This louder noise comes and goes but other times (and right now, and basically since I stopped refreshing the Rangers thread) it's quieter, lower and more continuous. Am I convincing myself there's a wasp nest growing in the wall next to me for nothing? I'm looking up what nests sound like right now and there's definitely not the continuous buzzing that most sources seem to list, but then if it's a relatively new noise I don't imagine there would be lots of the little shits right away. If I sit here straining my ears any longer I'm going to convince myself it is. I live in a standard tenement with stone outer walls and... god knows what making up the actual walls inside. Most of them are hollow when you knock on them, and a large part of the section next to the window, where the noise is, is hollow too. Does anyone here have experience of a wasp nest (or similar) being constructed in the walls of their bedroom? RIP @Miguel Sanchez. Another valued forum member eaten alive by some sort of creature that had been living in his bedroom wall..... Edited May 19, 2022 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 10/03/2022 at 20:05, Eednud said: Pray for @Swarley Although they recycle this type of headline on an almost annually. Mosquitoes, snakes and spiders set to increase in NSW after deluge https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/mosquitoes-snakes-and-spiders-set-to-increase-in-nsw-after-deluge-20220309-p5a39v.html Luckily I haven't seen either of the last two. Or maybe I should be worried that I haven't! Have seen a couple of mozzies around. Leeches, there was a story that they were on the increase and I've found two of those blood sucking cnuts in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's been a strange noise coming from inside the wall next to my bed for the last week and a half. When it first started it was like an intermittent, periodic squeaking noise. Relatively loud. This louder noise comes and goes but other times (and right now, and basically since I stopped refreshing the Rangers thread) it's quieter, lower and more continuous. Am I convincing myself there's a wasp nest growing in the wall next to me for nothing? I'm looking up what nests sound like right now and there's definitely not the continuous buzzing that most sources seem to list, but then if it's a relatively new noise I don't imagine there would be lots of the little shits right away. If I sit here straining my ears any longer I'm going to convince myself it is. I live in a standard tenement with stone outer walls and... god knows what making up the actual walls inside. Most of them are hollow when you knock on them, and a large part of the section next to the window, where the noise is, is hollow too. Does anyone here have experience of a wasp nest (or similar) being constructed in the walls of their bedroom? 4 hours ago, Swarley said: RIP @Miguel Sanchez. Another valued forum member eaten alive by some sort of creature that had been living in his bedroom wall..... It's wasps. It's a constant faint humming/buzzing sound this morning (well, later this morning) with the occasional extra squeak. I went to the landing window and looked up. There's a 3/4 inch bit of pipe sticking out from the guttering and I could see one or two of them buzzing about. It's been nice knowing most of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's wasps. It's a constant faint humming/buzzing sound this morning (well, later this morning) with the occasional extra squeak. I went to the landing window and looked up. There's a 3/4 inch bit of pipe sticking out from the guttering and I could see one or two of them buzzing about. It's been nice knowing most of you. Get a pest controller on it. We had a nest between our outer wall and the inner plasterboard. The fuckers were getting in through a vent. The boy sprayed stuff in and around and said the wasps will carry the stuff in with them and die off. Probably hundreds of the dead fuckers in there but they were gone within hours. Edited May 19, 2022 by Rugster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Final update: it's bees, not wasps. No insect genocide for me, judging by what I've found online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 This is the noise I've been hearing for the past week and a half: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Bee update: The pest control guy came from the housing and he can't get to them. I'm living with bees for the summer. He sprayed some stuff near where they're coming and going and I've seen more than usual floating about there but that's all I'm getting. Hopefully they go away after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 . Had wasp nest in attic a few years ago, pest control sprayed something thst killed them off. Year later and hear mice scratching around up there. Get a guy out, turns out that the dead wasps had attracted in the mice, which had eaten them and left a pile of wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 House spider emergency. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/moment-woman-calls-999-after-27456582 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Found this on a banana the other day. Meant to slice it open a bit further, will do later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.