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96 variations of Jax/Jaxx/Jaxxon registered in Scotland this year alone (and it's barely April!).

I blame the parents.

Good to see Kaiden/Caiden on a sharp downward trend after its ~2010 explosion though.  Unlucky for those reaching working age.

 

ETA: shout out to my parents for their ability to pick 'Aberdeen' names (big in the 80s but completely irrelevant for a while now) :

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44 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

96* variations of Jax/Jaxx/Jaxxon registered in Scotland this year alone (and it's barely April!).

I blame the parents.

Good to see Kaiden/Caiden on a sharp downward trend after its ~2010 explosion though.  Unlucky for those reaching working age.

 

ETA: shout out to my parents for their ability to pick 'Aberdeen' names (big in the 80s but irrelevant for a while now) :

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Calm down, Hewitt.

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Calm down, Hewitt.

FWIW, I've got a Dons-supporting friend who likes telling folk with an element of pride that he was born exactly 9 months after Gothenburg.

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On 02/04/2024 at 19:18, scottsdad said:

They named the poor wee lad Soul.

For the sweet love of Christ please tell me that 'Mahon' isn't pronounced as 'Man':

 

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It is, isn't it.

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36 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

For the sweet love of Christ please tell me that 'Mahon' isn't pronounced as 'Man':

 

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It is, isn't it.

Kid needs to become a top darts player or wrestler. That would be a terrific walk on song

 

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

For the sweet love of Christ please tell me that 'Mahon' isn't pronounced as 'Man':

 

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It is, isn't it.

Bathgate. Says it all.

He'll end up working in Timpson's after a stretch in Saughton.

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11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

For the sweet love of Christ please tell me that 'Mahon' isn't pronounced as 'Man':

 

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It is, isn't it.

My relatives will be raging - raging - that there is another kid with this name out there, when I tell them.

You've made my day.

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