Eednud Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Mighty or Niall? Don't know but he's not an Eskimo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapiola Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 My cousin's called his son Harry Bo Both kids and grown ups love him though, to be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 My cousin's called his son Harry Bo Both kids and grown ups love him though, to be fair Any siblings? Gold Bear, Starmix, Kola Bottles perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Surely there must be a Coolio out there. I'm checking that one out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Nobody in Scotland has gone for Coolio. For shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weesiecodal Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) When I was wee, we knew folk called Kinnell. One of them got called Fuh. Took me years to work out what that was all about. eta..... To be fair, I don't think that name was on the birth certificate Edited January 21, 2015 by Weesiecodal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 The latest TV programme inviting you to pour scorn on families on benefit features a wee girl called Paris Chanel. Tragically, she seems to be the only one out of the whole family who isn't a complete arse, yet she'll get pelters for her daft name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Still, I'm pretty sure that the Scottish parents of most modern Mercedes will introduce their daughters as, "Mercedes, like the car". A comfortable ride, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Nobody in Scotland has gone for Coolio. For shame. What are the chances of somebody somewhere in Scotland having the surname McHammer though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 What are the chances of somebody somewhere in Scotland having the surname McHammer though? Maybe slightly better than Mc900FtJesus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Or very expensive and always having a breakdown. So you've met my wife,then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Two brothers that played in the 7 a sides at my old work, one called William, other called Finbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyMile Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Living in Canada, I've heard a load of these. Finest ones are Bellman, Insbruck (for a girl), Carter (loads of those), Banks, Benton (yes, like it sounds FFS). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyMile Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Oh aye, and there are loads of Jaylen's. Kayden's. Janelle's and Jadens. It's just bloody mental. In fact in all the time I've been here I've only come across one kid called Stephen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 ^^^ BEAST (sorry, I know you're relatively new, but it had to be done) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Got my wee lass at the soft-play centre. Some twat couple in matching his n hers Barbour jackets are in with their son & daughter - Magnus & Greer. Fucking hell. Aren't they a craft brewery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Living in Canada, I've heard a load of these. Finest ones are Bellman, Insbruck (for a girl), Carter (loads of those), Banks, Benton (yes, like it sounds FFS).[/quote Maybe parents were Due South fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Magnus is quite a common name in Orkney and Shetland due to its viking connections. I don't think its that bad a name, no more unusual than Angus, i've known a few over the years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 My niece is called Evangeline. When she was born I assumed that it would be shortened to Eva but that's not the case and my Sister (and her rugby playing fanny of a husband) get upset if people don't refer to her by her full name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 My niece is called Evangeline. When she was born I assumed that it would be shortened to Eva but that's not the case and my Sister (and her rugby playing fanny of a husband) get upset if people don't refer to her by her full name. Ooh, that's actually a worse crime than giving your wean one of these victim names; parents who throw a fit when folk call them anything other than exactly what's written on their birth certificate. They're not dolls, you creepy weirdos - you don't get to control everything. I'll call your sprog Shitebag if I damned well feel like it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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