Funky Nosejob Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 hours ago, hearthammer said: It's not just the schemies and nedettes that pull out ridiculous names for their bambinos : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8082203/Poshest-names-newspaper-births-columns-online-hit.html Quote Fashion designer Olivia Von Halle is announced as giving birth to Dionysus Cosmo Chaos Top quality child naming there for anyone with an interest in Ancient Greece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I work for an insurance company and see applications with ridiculous names quite often, genuinely saw one the other day that had Danger listed as the kids middle name, your kid getting bullied at school is a small price to pay for showing people how much of a cool parent you are! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Torpar said: I work for an insurance company and see applications with ridiculous names quite often, genuinely saw one the other day that had Danger listed as the kids middle name, your kid getting bullied at school is a small price to pay for showing people how much of a cool parent you are! I hope he's the son of Mr & Mrs Mouse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 My mate and his brother bought each other middle names for their Xmas one year. he’s now called Andrew Punty Haha Ferguson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 28 minutes ago, Torpar said: I work for an insurance company and see applications with ridiculous names quite often, genuinely saw one the other day that had Danger listed as the kids middle name, your kid getting bullied at school is a small price to pay for showing people how much of a cool parent you are! I was introduced to a woman at a friends one day, she was bit weird, kids middle name was Danger. I tried hard to hide my wtf face! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Looking forward to the birth of Covid.Well, at least if she spreads easily she'll be popular with the boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: On 27/02/2020 at 22:08, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looking forward to the birth of Covid. Well, at least if she spreads easily she'll be popular with the boys. Vid. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Jayden - one of the most popular made up daft hybrid names of recent times. IMO of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Jayden - one of the most popular made up daft hybrid names of recent times. IMO of course. Complete with numerous dafter variations: Jaiden, Jaidyn, Jaydyn, Jaydin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 On 06/03/2020 at 21:23, RH33 said: I was introduced to a woman at a friends one day...... tried hard to hide my wtf face! in her ample cleavage ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 21:07, Daydream said: Jayden - one of the most popular made up daft hybrid names of recent times. IMO of course. Nowt wrong with a bit of Jayden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Complete with numerous dafter variations: Jaiden, Jaidyn, Jaydyn, JaydinBasically, there aren't that many different names, it's just that the parents can't spell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 The name Kayleigh didn't exist before 1984. Now just one Dick is responsible for 1000s of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 While at the dentist today: Findlay was an argumentative shite that couldn't bear to be parted from his screen in the time it would take him to leave and get in his mum's car. Katie and Rosie were silent and sat in peace in the waiting room. Make of that what you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 A girl I went to school with always posts about Harley, Harrison and Jackson. Someone should’ve told her about the difference between last names and first names. As far as I can tell Harrison and Jackson have the same Dad and his name isn’t Harris or Jack. So glad I didn’t give my little angels MacPherson, O’Rourke and Fitzsimmons such stupid names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Complete with numerous dafter variations: Jaiden, Jaidyn, Jaydyn, JaydinDitto the Kayden etc etc troup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 My youngest is Robyn - with a y as she says. When she was born 20 years ago my mother-in-law thought it wasn't a suitable name for a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 My youngest is Robyn - with a y as she says. When she was born 20 years ago my mother-in-law thought it wasn't a suitable name for a girl. And she's still right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 23:29, Arabdownunder said: On 07/03/2020 at 21:07, Daydream said: Jayden - one of the most popular made up daft hybrid names of recent times. IMO of course. Complete with numerous dafter variations: Jaiden, Jaidyn, Jaydyn, Jaydin A wee c***s name if ever there was one. See also Kayden, Hayden etc. There was a guy in my year at school called Dane, which is a rubbish name. You can imagine the reaction that got: "How you dae'n, Dane?* "What you dae'n the night, Dane?" He was one of those kids who was always on the absence list and no one knew where he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btchmakesandwich Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 19:34, Arch Stanton said: The name Kayleigh didn't exist before 1984. Now just one Dick is responsible for 1000s of them. I blame Fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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