kingjoey Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Thankfully not the one you're on yet. It's still moving...just. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 All of the public transport in Ayrshire has been replaced by horses and carts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennie makevin Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 36 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: There’s an amazing invention called blinds. Do they also shut up screaming kids ? Summer's shite blinds or no blinds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 17 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: All of the public transport in Ayrshire has been replaced by horses and carts. A long overdue upgrade. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 11 minutes ago, kennie makevin said: Do they also shut up screaming kids ? Summer's shite blinds or no blinds. Ah, you need the deafs upgrade on the blinds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 1 minute ago, mathematics said: A long overdue upgrade. Three cheers for the Kraydale Bros. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 20 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: All of the public transport in Ayrshire has been replaced by horses and carts. A brave move, the locals will probably eat them. And if they can catch the horses they'll eat them too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 The wind would be fine if it wasn’t so fucking loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Any more of this wind and Scotland will break off and start floating towards Norway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 57 minutes ago, CityDave94 said: Any more of this wind and Scotland will break off and start floating towards Norway. Sounds like a plan. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 The water in my toilet is moving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 22 minutes ago, RawB93 said: The water in my toilet is moving You found the flush lever? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I would flush you down the toilet if I could. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 16 minutes ago, RawB93 said: The water in my toilet is moving Could be someone flushed their pet python or crocodile down the toilet when it got to big and its been happily living there for years growing in size on take-aways and street dogs until a storm named by the Norwegians comes along or it could just be the sewers are choc full to the brim with jobbies trying to escape. This was 15 minutes ago, you'll probably already know the answer to that by now and are fighting all of the above with kitchen utensils, maybe all of the above at once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 2 minutes ago, CityDave94 said: Could be someone flushed their pet python or crocodile down the toilet when it got to big and its been happily living there for years growing in size on take-aways and street dogs until a storm named by the Norwegians comes along or it could just be the sewers are choc full to the brim with jobbies trying to escape. This was 15 minutes ago, you'll probably already know the answer to that by now and are fighting all of the above with kitchen utensils, maybe all of the above at once. Which begs the question: Which kitchen utensils would be most effective at repelling attack by crocodile, snake or jobby? Have any P&Bers ever had to fight off reptiles or faeces using nothing but common household implements? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 4 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: Which begs the question: Which kitchen utensils would be most effective at repelling attack by crocodile, snake or jobby? Have any P&Bers ever had to fight off reptiles or faeces using nothing but common household implements? Don't fight jobbies with electric hand blenders. Trust me on this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 If you go to @Newbornbairn's house - don't eat the soup. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 1 hour ago, RawB93 said: If you go to @Newbornbairn's house - don't eat the soup. A nice mug of oxtail soup on a cauld day... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 2 hours ago, badgerthewitness said: Which begs the question: Which kitchen utensils would be most effective at repelling attack by crocodile, snake or jobby? Absolutely no need. Just get yourself a Mongoose. Everybody knows that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 9 hours ago, kennie makevin said: Getting where ? Unable to sleep cos it's still light at 11pm and light again at 4am ? Not for me, Clive. Away from 16 hours darkness at least. Horses for courses like most things in life. If firmly a summer person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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