Honest_Man#1 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I pumped an ex gf whilst she was wearing this: Is she the giant or the dwarf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Waterbeck is nowhere near Dumfries Lockerbie must be a protected word in media circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hardly.....she was 33yo at the time! Ive used that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I am a seagull and I landed on a car bonnet once while a guy was getting a BJ off his girlfriend. He had the tiniest penis I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Mate of mine wore a spiderman costume to a fancy dress stag - not long after, a neighbour clocked him through his kitchen window capering about in said costume - his Mrs likes it, seemingly. Would be better with a Superman or Batman costume IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I pumped an ex gf whilst she was wearing this: You should have got her to dress up as a dwarf the next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 On a slightly related note, when I was going down south a couple of months ago I tagged myself at Scotch Corner services on Facebook but tapped on the wrong one and ended up tagging myself at "Scotch Corner Dogging Lay-by". Later that night I got a message asking what it was like etc. Is dogging a English/south of Glasgow thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Not bondage but I had an ex who enjoyed outside action. On a Sunday afternoon we spent a fair whack of time trawling about Glasgows financial district searching for a quiet alley to get busy. Eventually picked a grimy security door entrance behind an office and did the job. At moment of pulling out and removing the condom, a family drove past us. Sure a young lad caught sight of me with dick in hand and a petrified look on my face (insert BEAST joke here). Not one of my favourite sexual experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 ^^^ BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Not bondage but I had an ex who enjoyed outside action. On a Sunday afternoon we spent a fair whack of time trawling about Glasgows financial district searching for a quiet alley to get busy. Eventually picked a grimy security door entrance behind an office and did the job. At moment of pulling out and removing the condom, a family drove past us. Sure a young lad caught sight of me with dick in hand and a petrified look on my face (insert BEAST joke here). Not one of my favourite sexual experiences. Aye, we believe you! Notorious 'lady of the night' territory round about there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Aye, we believe you! Notorious 'lady of the night' territory round about there. He didnae say if he paid or not. Or if the ex was male of female. Cottaging in weegieland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush-QoS Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 To be fair there,s f**k all else to do in Waterbeck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 To be fair there,s f**k all else to do in Waterbeck. Dunno, could always go for a wild night out in Middlebie AND THEN ON TO THE FECHAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ecclefechen. What a place. There's worse, ever heard of Eastriggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We've all done it - gone out for a quiet couple of drinks with friends and ended up dressed in bondage gear, engaged in masochistic sex acts down a country lane. However, a couple of chaps in Dumfries have made a schoolboy error and been witnessed by a 'normal' http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocked-family-spot-men-bondage-4479929 Jim Jefferies and Billy Brown IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Jim Jefferies and Billy Brown IMO. Broon was the taker, strugglin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I've always suspected that absolutely everyone in the Borders is 5 foot 8, in their late 50s and deviant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm pretty disappointed with the misleading title of this thread. At no point in the article did it state that the two gentlemen were spanking each other. It was one man only carrying out the spanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'd be laughing my fucking head off if I witnessed such an act. Whose reaction would actually be to get aw ragin, take down number plates and phone the police? Disclaimer - I'm not one of the masochists in question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Jim Jefferies and Billy Brown IMO.just when I thought I couldn't be turned on even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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