1320Lichtie Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My car is British. I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. I hate modern American movies. My whisky and vodka are Scottish. My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. My hifi is Scottish too. My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. My socks are Welsh. So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. Cool story bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donj Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Surprised that UKIP actually got somebody sensible on Scotland Tonight.He actually sounded quite sensible, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My car is British. I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. I hate modern American movies. My whisky and vodka are Scottish. My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. My hifi is Scottish too. My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. My socks are Welsh. So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. That sounds pretty shit tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Surprised that UKIP actually got somebody sensible on Scotland Tonight.He actually sounded quite sensible, Davie Coburn? Surely not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Your Scottish vodka is of no surprise to the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 That sounds pretty shit tbh I only buy the best. Do you prefer American, Italian or Chinese? Most Italian and American stuff is made in Romania or China now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Your Scottish vodka is of no surprise to the rest of us. Meh. I don't drink much vodka anyway and tend to stick to Speyside single malts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My car is British. I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. I hate modern American movies. My whisky and vodka are Scottish. My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. My hifi is Scottish too. My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. My socks are Welsh. So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. Which type of car do you have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Which type of car do you have? Morgan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Morgan. Really, for every day driving you drive a Morgan. Right you are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My car is British. I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. I hate modern American movies. My whisky and vodka are Scottish. My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. My hifi is Scottish too. My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. My socks are Welsh. So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. Your patter is pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochas III Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Morgan. Which Morgan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 My car is British.- My Mini is German I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee - I like British food like Pizza and nachos I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. - I only go Greek when my burd is drunk I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. - but the DUP don't stand in my constituency I hate modern American movies. - I like the French ones though with a bit of scud in them My whisky and vodka are Scottish. - English/ foreign owned and imitations of Russian culture My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. - aye, but made in Bangladesh My hifi is Scottish too. - your what? My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. - see above re boxers.... My socks are Welsh. - I went on holiday to Llandudno and stayed on a sheep farm So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. - Yeah, I'm Pictish so i am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Surprised that UKIP actually got somebody sensible on Scotland Tonight.He actually sounded quite sensible, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Just going to leave this here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/falkirk-wheel-of-fortune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Just going to leave this here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/falkirk-wheel-of-fortune "We are the only people who think Scotland can get off its own backside and do well and make money." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I have no problem with Glens vodka. On the other hand, I do find unionist trolls leave a bad taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I see some rocket is standing for UKIP in Angus; ashamed to say he went to my school and was 2 years above me. One of his Facebook profile pictures has him on one of those hunting get togethers with old men and their tweeds and bloodhounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Perth and North perthshires candidate is based in Peterborough and as far as I know hasn't set foot in Perth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Perth and North perthshires candidate is based in Peterborough and as far as I know hasn't set foot in Perth Perthshire/Peterborough. Close enough in UKIP terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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