Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I feel sick at the thought of cigars. Used to live in a remote place and one Sunday sesh I'd run out of ciggs. None of my smoking neighbours were home and the pub vending machine was empty. Then I remembered this cigar someone had brought me as a present from the Caribbean. Giant thing - about a foot long. Got some strange looks smoking it back in the bar but soon had to rush home and puke/pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Pipes are braw. Best bet is find a proper tobacco shop, you should be able to pick up a decent enough pipe for about £10. Would certainly suggest checking out the flavoured tobaccos, much smoother and smell amazing when getting your reek on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Is that not a handrolling tobacco? I smoked a pipe for a good number of years, I just bought a pipe, and took it from there. Eventually had 4 or 5 pipes. Can't remember what I smoked, but as SP says, find a tobacconist and he might be able to advise you. I believe it is, yes. I'm a bit of a philistine. Wait. What? Did you used to get your butler to warm it up for you? No, you're the class traitor, remember. My Papa smoked a pipe until about 2003/04 when he just suddenly gave up one day. I still have a few of his old pipes and some of his condor tobacco. I've tried it a couple of times and have found myself coughing and spluttering since I'm not a smoker. There's this old boy who I sometimes see about Killie with his pipe and deerstalker hat, he's some boy. I have a deerstalker. I've never worn it whilst smoking my pipe right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 No, you're the class traitor, remember. I think the evidence is stacking up against you, meight. Tally ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I think the evidence is stacking up against you, meight. Tally ho! It's ironic, I do it to mock you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 . There's this old boy who I sometimes see about Killie with his pipe and deerstalker hat, he's some boy. Surely not this guy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I was hoping the first post on this thread would be "You are a smelly mink". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 It's ironic, I do it to mock you. You ironically have a pipe solely for the purposes of mocking me? I admire your devotion to the cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Nearly two years since I last smoked. If I was going to smoke now I would make sure I was smoking a pipe preferably while driving my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 It's a while since I've had a rough shag. I thought you lived in Dundee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I thought you lived in Dundee? They come ready rubbed in that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, wisbit said: So far the girlfriend has just laughed but I have a feeling the smell may start to cause issues. Tell her to get in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Didn't Reynard smoke a pipe? Seem to recall a conversation with him about it a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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