ICTChris Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Not one to dwell on his grief Mubarak Batambuze, of Uganda, reacted to a twenty foot crocodile killing and eating his wife by spending his entire life savings (£4.65) on a spear and then, after lying in wait for the beast, killed the man-eater. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/fisherman-hunts-down-kills-20ft-4960076 He's asking for compensation from the Ugandan wildlife commission, I'd pay up sharpish if I were them. Any P&Bers ever killed a crocodile that ate their wife (not like that Seargent)? Any P&Bers think that they are as hard as Mubarak? Any P&Bers want to buy a Ugandan handbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 No. Possibly. How hard was the crocodile? Is it a nice bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I killed one who refused to eat my wife. I'm not as hard as him but have more life savings. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I am not buying his crocodile tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Not one to dwell on his grief Mubarak Batambuze, of Uganda, reacted to a twenty foot crocodile killing and eating his wife by spending his entire life savings (£4.65) on a spear and then, after lying in wait for the beast, killed the man-eater. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/fisherman-hunts-down-kills-20ft-4960076 He's asking for compensation from the Ugandan wildlife commission, I'd pay up sharpish if I were them. Any P&Bers ever killed a crocodile that ate their wife (not like that Seargent)? Any P&Bers think that they are as hard as Mubarak? Any P&Bers want to buy a Ugandan handbag? I killed a wasp with my bare hand after it had stung an ex of mine. Wasp tops crocodile. Mubarak needs a spear to kill, I use a rolled up newspaper at a push. No, my ASDA carrier bag does just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Gr8 thread title m8 I r8 8/8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 What's a man wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Kick it in the pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 What's a man wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 What's a man wife? It's what I'm going to make you when we meet up, you sexy b*****d. xox That or a typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 What's a man wife? That poor lad looks terrified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 If I didn't have the £4.65 for a spear, and it had killed my wife, who liked to wear her dresses tight, I'd probably have killed it with a rock. A Crocodile Rock. Oh, RIP by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Only £4.65 for a spear, we're being ripped off in the UK i tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Man of the year candidate and the year is less than a fortnight old. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I used to work for a professional examination board and we got a lot of students in Africa because either they don't have their own in their countries or the British ones are better recognised by employers. After the exams students could write in and ask for dispensation during marking if there was any circumstances that might have negatively affected their exam performance. I got one from Africa where the student lived with his parents and he had went home one night and when he got there walked into the family home to find his parents being held up at Kalashnikov point by "armed bandits". He escaped by jumping through a window and falling several floors breaking his wrist in the process. He then heard gun fire and believing his parents to have been murdered, bloodied from jumping through the window and clutching a broken wrist, he ran as fast and as far as he could and eventually collapsed in a ditch by the roadside and awoke the next day....THE DAY OF HIS EXAM. But hell no, this guy wasn't going to let apparently murdered parents, splintered glass wounds and a broken wrist stop him from passing his accountancy exams. He went to the hall and took the exam, writing to us that his parents hadn't actually been killed but he'd only found out afterwards and asking if the markers could take into consideration his emotional distress while taking the exam. The next correspondence was from Britain. A student wanted marking dispensation because a squirrel had clambered up on to the window of the exam hall and had stared at her throughout the exam, something which she found "disconcerting"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 That poor lad looks terrified So would you be if you were continually getting fried sunny side up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 What's to say this guy didn't kill his wife himself and feed her to the crocodile, then kill the crocodile ro stop it blabbing to the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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