Chateau Lafite Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Good news fellow Dees - I'll not be making this one so you can fully expect a comfortable home win. Finally managed to persuade my missus that Valentines day was a waste of time and money and that I could give her a right good pumping* any time she fancied. End result, she got up the duff and popped out a wee girl on Valentines day..... I'll be marshalling 35 children at a party whilst the Dees romp home *this pumping may or may not be "right good" for both parties Enjoy your jelly, smarties and all the trimmings of a kiddies birthday party. I'll have to endure pints in Frews then a draw fest at Dens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Only going because I've nae burd and love the cabbie club's £2.80 pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Burds are shite m8. They take all yer money and boss you about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Having lost 3-0 to Celtic on Wednesday, that's us lost one of our 'game in hand' advantages, so it's important to be winning this one. I hope we start with Taylor upfront though there's no doubt in my mind that Archibald will do this. That said, I don't see us winning. 1-1. Prophetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
govansaint Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 most dundee fans couldn't get a burd in a pet shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 govansaint, on 13 Feb 2015 - 15:55, said:most dundee fans couldn't get a burd in a pet shop Whereas you just regularly shag budgies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
govansaint Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 don t get that please explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I don't he's a sasij Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Frews is next to the 5 ways 'circle' and the very beautiful Coldside library. Canna miss it! Coldside library. Why is there no mention anywhere online of the great Fraser Elder who used to produce highly amusing reports from Dens and TanHades from the BBC studios at that very building? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 SOD has just mentioned going for top 6. That's us fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Madaschi Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 He should have fucked off to Blackpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 SOD has just mentioned going for top 6. That's us fucked. Cause he's joining us IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 'N Yellow Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 SOD has just mentioned going for top 6. That's us fucked. Maybe if we hadn't put in 3 embarrassing performances in a row I could believe that. Hate it when players talk the talk in the papers but have failed to win 2 matches in a row since our promotion. Stevenson has at least adjusted his aims, try and overtake Kilmarnock in the league then build from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 'N Yellow Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 It's not that bad a thing to say, remember when Michael Ngoo said Kilmarnock were going for the league? Oh, Michael. That's what was going through my mind as well. There's 'talking the talk' and being optimistic, then there's being a complete headcase. Dat 2 year deal though. He'll win them it next year imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 To be fair to SOD he hasn't been at fault for us being pish at the back. We can't get Seabourne and Frans consistently on the park at the same time which has been a big problem. Balatoni = shite goals conceded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 It's not that bad a thing to say, remember when Michael Ngoo said Kilmarnock were going for the league? Oh, Michael. Not to take away from the blinding stupidity of someone like Ngoo, but the reason P45 is saying we're fucked now is because pretty much any time that one of our players has said in the media that we're still in with a shout of the top 6, we've lost the following game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I think we can agree that none of us gives a f**k about this match. Now let's all go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I would say the Partick are sound, unlike the St Mirren or Hamilton wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Keep your 50 shades of grey cinema tickets fellas- http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-chippy-tempts-fifty-shades-of-grey-fans-with-half-price-bangers-1.838478 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I would say the Partick are sound, unlike the St Mirren or Hamilton wankers. ^^^ this Unless they pump us on Saturday in which case they're a shower of cûnts. I reckon 47/48 Biggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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