govansaint Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) Ally with the lawnmower gave me the biggest lol . However the best thing to come out of it is that the sevco are now an official diddie mob . does this make ra sellick the only non diddie team tho ? thoughts ? Edited February 10, 2015 by govansaint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Mine is more personal, i.e. not from the newspapers. I asked a Rangers-supporting pupil of mine: "Why is Lee McCulloch called Big Jig?" "He's like a jigsaw, he can go anywhere in the team". "Er... surely the point of a jigsaw is that each piece can go in one place only?" *Head exploded* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 That time they died, classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Jagsfan Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The current good chuckle, not being able to find a place for the EGM after the hotel in London 'cancelled' the booking. Seriously, what else can they screw up? If it is a London setting to hold lots of Bears maybe just 'park' the Gazebo in Hyde Park. Near Park Lane and Mayfair for the spivs to go for an expenses-paid swill in the trough afterwards. That should get Sevco a wee bit nearer admin!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Dundee United well and truly putting them in their place 2 seasons on the trot. The challenge cup final. And I couldnt help but laugh at Scott Brown pointing at the score board and pulling a face last week Going 2-0 up against Alloa with about 20 minutes left in the Petrofac semi, and losng 3-2. I almost turned the game off at 2-0, but my sixth sense must have been working that night. I chucked it at 2-0 and checked the BBC website just in time to see 3-2. Then watched the match on iplayer the next day, sat pishing myself. The 'admin' game where we beat them 1-0.This is up there for me The week prior to this game twitter was full of them "oh we need to get it full, show support for the team" etc then they get humped And I remember seeing one lassie retweeted who said something like "left early, load of shite! but we showed those b*****ds, we don't do walking away!" The perennial inability to have any sort of self-awareness about literally anything that has happened to Rangers over the past ~4 years from the people who stand and watch as their club gets horsed by literally everyone wins for me for this very reason. Hell fucking mend the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gastropod Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 hahaha what?! Please tell me thats true. aye , first joke i saw was "WE ARE THE PAYPAL" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxs Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Everytime Bennett .tedi and the_arsehole post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainkev Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 From my own club's contributions to the pointing and laughing at Rangers/Sevco, it's hard to pick between Johnny Russell's 15 second goal at Tannadice or Ciftci's gifted goal which he started celebrating before he'd even put it in the net at Ibrox last April. Ciftci's goal is just funny in general even when you forget all the issues surrounding that game and it spared everyone a tense last ten minutes to that semi-final. On Russell's goal set up one of the most enjoyable, comfortable and downright amusing 90 minutes of football I've seen at Tannadice and forced a lot of people (particularly those in the media) to accept that Sevco's cup win over Motherwell had been the fluke result that season, not ICT's 3-0 humping of them. I thought Raith's Challenge Cup final victory last April was going to be hard to top but Alloa's comeback in the semi-final at the end of last year was deliriously funny. Absolutely wonderful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 From a personal point of view. This. We had all put Banjo on as first goalscorer at 18/1 or something for a laugh and next thing you know, 2 minutes in... Celebrating like mad plus pishing breeks at same time, good times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 You have to admit though, that in the 'battle of the banners' contest that both arse cheeks seem to indulge in, at least the Sevconians choose a better typeface. The Green Brigade bawbags have poor old Eric Gill spinning in his grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing gravie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Used to think that SPECSAVERS sponsoring the ref's would be hard to top, but an on line betting site sponsorring a team that are so in debt, they are close to becoming a 3rd world country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It's going to be funny as fcuk seeing Hibs deny them a much needed money-spinning relegation playoff double header against Motherwell. Sits back, lights cigar, waits.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTIG_FTOF Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTIG_FTOF Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Used to think that SPECSAVERS sponsoring the ref's would be hard to top, but an on line betting site sponsorring a team that are so in debt, they are close to becoming a 3rd world country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the 67 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) Shoulders was good and big hoose guy. The constant headlines and comedy results on the pitch. The best has been the Sevco fans on here...by a mile Kinky can't get his head around supporting a diddy team....this has been amusing. No8 I will not be back while the bus boy gangsters are in charge....he went back and bought his ST...all good as he can glory hunt with his big team Man City....spineless. Tedi..not getting a ST...yes he will...no he won't...he bought one...but does not go to the games so has made a stand. Confused. Bennett with his constant deflection and one line dribble...keep those shields at Max wee yin. Clueless as usual. Rob....constantly having wee tantrums. Angry man. Awra, British patriot,battle fever..ect..Totally lost...pleasing. Edited February 10, 2015 by the 67 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing gravie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Still never an Old Firm game, no matter how you dress it up. A completely different football club to the one that appeared (then disappeared) at Hampden last week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skiddy_ys Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 "A conditional membership will be issued to Sevco Scotland Ltd today, allowing Sunday’s Ramsdens Cup tie against Brechin City to go ahead." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Another piss take thread really? as if there aren't enough on here for the obsessives to get their fix already.Guess it shows how little else there is to talk about in the Scottish game at the moment. I cant think of any other reason. Ah well.. Can I nominate posts like this from people like Rob? Without the confirmation that it gets to them so, laughing at them wouldn't be half as much fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I'd have to say that my fave was when they 'had the battle fever on' and were promptly pumped on their own patch by Dundee United. Honourable mentions to Raith Rovers x2, Annan, QoS, Hibs x2 and Ally McCoist's grass-cutting skills. It's QoS x2 as well, thank you very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 We are rangers, we face dangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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