Half Rice Half Chips Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Think you have to say it three times, "There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet" for it to be legally binding. Or is that Islamic divorce I'm thinking of? I thought the say-it-three-times thing was Jewish divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Who's mare proddy , the Sunni or the shi'ites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Tremendous thread, so well done to the OP. Why was he/she banned? For being androgynous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I have binned the twat. That's up there with doing cartoons of Mohammed. Good luc.Think you have to say it three times, "There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet" for it to be legally binding. Or is that Islamic divorce I'm thinking of? Thank Christ ... err ... Mohammed. Fridays still free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 For a while now I've been seriously contemplating converting to Islam. I'm "native" and just was wondering if any other "natives" here have converted to Islam themselves or have family or friends who have. If so, how did it work out for them? Were you accepted easily by the Islamic community here in Scotland? I'm well aware the concept of races doesn't really exist in Islam, however theory and practice are two very different things with any ideology. I have some Muslim friends (who contrary to some Islamophobic fears have never tried to pressure me into converting or even discuss their religion regularly with me), the religion just fascinates me and I'd like to become a part of it all. ^^^ Ran out of virgins to shag IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 The idea of this particular trolling exercise was to reign a few folk in; get them to mention terrorism in an illuminatingly unsavoury way; then drag the arse out of the "very serious thread" schtick, whilst one or two folk get increasingly rattled. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 did you hear about the dyslexic fundamentalist - he converted to Salami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 At this time I am in the process of 'converting' to Islam as it is a pre-requisite for my pending marriage. Only people of the same faith can marry in Indonesia and with me being Christian (of the non practicing or don't give a f**k type) it makes sense for me to convert. Purely for marriage purposes and we have discussed and clarified that it is purely for the marriage. The real fun will begin with children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Cicero Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 #beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Think you have to say it three times, "There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet. There is no God but God, Muhammad is his prophet" for it to be legally binding. Or is that Islamic divorce I'm thinking of? Muhammad appears behind you if you say it thrice iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 At this time I am in the process of 'converting' to Islam as it is a pre-requisite for my pending marriage. Only people of the same faith can marry in Indonesia and with me being Christian (of the non practicing or don't give a f**k type) it makes sense for me to convert. Purely for marriage purposes and we have discussed and clarified that it is purely for the marriage. The real fun will begin with children. Why? Do you have a wife already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Well, considering there are over 1.5 billion Muslims in the world it's quite possible a large number of Muslims support that team. None of the Muslims I know personally do though, they mainly support German and Spanish teams. I assume you mean Manchester United. City are your better option tbh, Dzeko, Toure, Nasri for starters. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 What has Islamic learning ever given us? Nothing, zilch, zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I have binned the twat. Is this the conversion process? So he has become Claudio bin Caniggia80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 What has Islamic learning ever given us? Nothing, zilch, zero. Jesus had the last laugh over Judas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el buitre Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Surely the biggest challenge is learning to wipe your arse with your hand..........sans paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Sounds like a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Neeed to think carefully about converting to Islam. Won't be able to have a beer at the football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 For a while now I've been seriously contemplating converting to Islam. I'm "native" and just was wondering if any other "natives" here have converted to Islam themselves or have family or friends who have. If so, how did it work out for them? Were you accepted easily by the Islamic community here in Scotland? I'm well aware the concept of races doesn't really exist in Islam, however theory and practice are two very different things with any ideology. I have some Muslim friends (who contrary to some Islamophobic fears have never tried to pressure me into converting or even discuss their religion regularly with me), the religion just fascinates me and I'd like to become a part of it all. Good luck to you. Learn submission, modesty. Curiously, the Scots I know who've converted to Islam have become Ismaelis. You have a heck of a task learning Arabic in front of you and, I imagine, you can expect a lot of ribbing. I'll be interested to see how you do but expect that if you go ahead you'll be unlikely to report back here because you're busy with other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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