supermik Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Have heard that it does not make a vas deferens to your lovelife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Guys that have had this done is it because your partner cant use the pill for medical reasons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 What you need is a woman with fucked up ovaries. I wouldn't even date a normal healthy woman now. Newly dead is your best bet to avoid any liars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Newly dead is your best bet to avoid any liars. Relieved to see you didn't recommend the early option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Relieved to see you didn't recommend the early option.There's always that of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 30?!?!? Jesus that's awfully young is it not? Is this compulsory? Two things im dreading in life are this and a prostate. Hopefully don't have to have either.. I'm pretty sure you've already got a prostate, if you were ever going to have one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 What you need is a woman with fucked up ovaries. I wouldn't even date a normal healthy woman now. Doesn't always work; we got told a few years back we'd probably have trouble and should probably start trying for kids if we wanted them. Left it on the shelf for 3 years and then last year decided to stop using birth control - figured at least I'd be getting my hole fairly regularly. We 'tried' effing twice and she was knocked up. Love my kid and all but sick as a parrot Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marching in Flipflops Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Shat out of five consultant appointments just after my 2nd kid was born (I was 30 at the time). Marriage went doon the pan a few years later. I eventually met someone else and went on to have a wee girl. Thank f**k I'm a shitebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Aye same here, I reckon we live too long these days You certainly have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Had it done about 3 years ago. The injection was by far the worst part of the procedure but the pain only lasts for a few seconds. A bit uncomfortable for the following few days and thats about it. Understandable that us men become a bit 'precious' when it involves the knackers but it's a straight forward and relatively pain free procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 You certainly have So harsh but hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Get general anaesthetic if offered. I got local and it was one of the worst decisions of my life. This is not done under General. Getting the snip a doddle. Takes 10 minutes, the worst part is the smell of burning flesh as they use the wee hot thing to blooter your tubes (these are the correct medical terms BTW) Only real men let someone else cut into their scrotum with a knife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Having a bloke set about your hawmaws with a sharp knife isn't much fun but it's mildly more inviting than watching Rangers at the moment - if that gives you an idea of scale. One word of warning: My son was about 3 at the time and his head was at about ball-height. For about a week I was always careful to check where he was before I went in to a room in case he came charging at me. There's is another consideration you haven't mentioned. If you don't get it done then you may not meet Nat King for a LONG time! (That can still be terribly sore without the snip.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Newly dead is your best bet to avoid any liars. Newly dead..? what about died some time over the past 72 hours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Before reading this thread I had no opinion at all about getting the 'snip' later in life...would have even been open to the idea. Not now though, not a chance anyone is going near my baws with any sharp instruments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Everyone who has had it done & explained in on this thread has received an audible "Nope" from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I drove my friend to the hospital for the snip a few months ago. He was slightly nervous going in but when I helped him out it was like I was rescuing him from Belsen, white as a sheet, shaking and didn't want to talk about it. Sure it's not that bad really though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Got this done a few years ago. The initial jabs in the baws are the worst. It was sore for a few days afterwards (like I'd been toed in the baws) but that disappeared after a few days. Know a guy who got it done and had some horrendous problems. He was in agony as soon as the anaesthetic wore off and was given strong painkillers. This pain lasted 2 weeks and the poor guy was bed ridden. He eventually called an emergency doctor. As soon as the doc saw his sack,he called an ambulance. The ambulance came and when the guy got up to get into the ambulance, his sack and balls just fell off. Horrendous. This never happened but hopefully it has managed to scare a few folk. It's genuinely not that bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Women can just get the rod, imagine getting your balls cut just to make a female happy, b*****ds -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 This is why we have to fight feminists -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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