Tom McB Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Two injections in each nad, tugging and cutting, stiching your bawsack up again, Bruising and pain for a couple of weeks. Or another wuman.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Two injections in each nad, tugging and cutting, stiching your bawsack up again, Bruising and pain for a couple of weeks. Or another wuman.......... You're 136 years old, time to put that behind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm being threatened with this from time to time, now we have three kids, but I'm currently fighting the good fight. My baws are staying intact. Who is threatening you m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 This is both the most hilarious and cringeworthy thread I've ever read on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 You're 136 years old, time to put that behind you. You're never too old dear boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Just finish off elsewhere. Its romantic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Two injections in each nad, tugging and cutting, stiching your bawsack up again, Bruising and pain for a couple of weeks. Or another wuman.......... You forgot cauterising, You can smell your own baws burning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 You forgot cauterising, You can smell your own baws burning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 You forgot cauterising, You can smell your own baws burning The wife had cesarean number two in January and the smell of burning flesh was vomit inducing. Pretty grim. Neither of us could remember that happening with the first one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 It's diathermy. It's a device that cuts and cauterises st the same time. Stinks to high heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gullane No 4 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I found the operation was not painful with local jab. [Can't believe they do it without ] A bit bruised and painful for a couple of days but well worth it. That was 40 years ago and involved a very pretty nurse who had to shave me, Seems I did not do my balls properly It does enhance and extend your love life though with no fear of missus getting pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 so, appointment has been made to see the doc to sort out the consultant. bye-bye little swimmers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 so, appointment has been made to see the doc to sort out the consultant. bye-bye little swimmers. Goodnight billions of sweet princes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Two injections in each nad, tugging and cutting, stiching your bawsack up again, Bruising and pain for a couple of weeks. Or another wuman.......... You don't get injected in the baws. The doc rubs the tubes just above your baws between his thumb and index finger to separate them, then injects there. Like I said, that was the worst part. Like getting a filling, it's the anaesthetic injection that's the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 An extra wee long-lasting bonus is the scar tissue. Every so often I'll check my balls for lumps and find - a lump. Panic! Then I remember it's just the scar tissue on my sack from the operation. Oh how it makes me laugh every time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 An extra wee long-lasting bonus is the scar tissue. Every so often I'll check my balls for lumps and find - a lump. Panic! Then I remember it's just the scar tissue on my sack from the operation. Oh how it makes me laugh every time! Never mind that, why have you replaced Horace goes Skiing with my kitchen wallpaper as your avatar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I was playing fives with some guys from my old work one night and about 2 minutes in battered the ball up the line, a boy in the other side took it flush in the baws. He spewed on the park and insisted he couldn't continue much to the displeasure of the other participants. He ended up in hospital a few hours later with "torsion of the testicle" and had to have an emergency procedure to undo it. I felt fucking terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I was playing fives with some guys from my old work one night and about 2 minutes in battered the ball up the line, a boy in the other side took it flush in the baws. He spewed on the park and insisted he couldn't continue much to the displeasure of the other participants. He ended up in hospital a few hours later with "torsion of the testicle" and had to have an emergency procedure to undo it. I felt fucking terrible. Is this something similar to when yer baw slinks inside ye sometimes when yer on the job? Only im guessing it got stuck in there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Is this something similar to when yer baw slinks inside ye sometimes when yer on the job? Only im guessing it got stuck in there? Nope. It's when the tubes get all tangled up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Never mind that, why have you replaced Horace goes Skiing with my kitchen wallpaper as your avatar? Sorry - I've been hearing the manic bleeping of Horace over the ski humps in my sleep. He had to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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