Fide Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 http://scottishcomedyfc.com/a-love-letter-to-mixu-paatelainen/ A Love Letter To Mixu Paatelainen Dear Mixu, It’s been a while since I’ve thought about you, if I’m absolutely honest. Between one thing and another I feel like I’ve forgotten the good times we shared together and I’m writing to you today to apologise. We both have completely different lives to what we had when you left, but think about when we came together. There was me, unable to decide where I wanted to go and you looking for a new challenge, looking to rebuild trust, looking to prove that you were the right man. It’s been all change for me. The people who you remember – my friends – have changed, moved on or in some cases been marginalised and now I feel like there’s the possibility of something better, something more hopeful in my future. I want you to be part of that future. You moved on, and I understand. It was a once in a lifetime chance and although you left a huge hole in my heart, I believe that you did the right thing. Leaving me to be with her – all glitz, glamour and ambition – was exactly what you needed. I tried to move on too. There have been a few men since you left. You know one of them, he was a bit of a loudmouth but you know that. He took a lot of interest in the kids and even though he kept falling out with… well… everyone… he had my best interests at heart. He even brought home the most beautiful gift of all, a trophy. He struggled with the people who had surrounded me and they drove him out. I miss him sometimes, and when he left I did something a bit silly and took up with someone much younger. All my friends were talking about Allan. I’d known him briefly before but he’d never been my main man. Everybody spoke so highly of him that I didn’t think that anything could stop us. I was wrong. He mistreated me. I don’t want to get too into it but when things got intimate, he didn’t seem to know what he was doing and then suddenly – just as soon as he’d come back into my life – he was gone. I didn’t know what to do. I’d lost my favourite kid, the one I’d pinned all my hopes on and then I lost my man. I was reeling, on the rebound. That’s where Gary came in. He’d been hovering around the fringes, talking about salt n’ sauce and showing me pictures of Jim – you don’t know him, he came before you – for a few months and I thought that he might be what I’d been looking for. Hell, I figured he’d do. How was I supposed to know he’d leave me like this? He doesn’t mean to hurt me but I’ve lost so much with him and my family are beginning to turn their backs on me, even shouting at me. They don’t understand why I won’t leave him and they tell me that I should be looking at my past; at the one who got away. They’re telling me that I should be thinking about you. I know that you probably want something younger, more fashionable and – let’s just come out and say it – sexier, but I implore you to turn your back on such flirtations. You know that we complete each other. Me with my crippling debts and family who turn against me on a sixpence, and you with your balls on the ground and portly attacking midfielders – we were formidable, we were unstoppable. Come back to me Mixu Paatelainen. I still love you and I think you still love me too. Yours always, Kilmarnock Football Club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I've got a tear in my eye. That was beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Fide,I too had some slow time at work this afternoon. I only wish I had put it to such constructive use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neutralfan80 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 It's was magnificent, you've both made me think the clubs a whore and you've been dumped several times lol :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJayPark Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Glad you guys enjoyed it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Glad you guys enjoyed it! A work of genius. And poignantly true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 A belated greenie to you, young Michael, and one to Fide for bringing your opus out of the shadows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://scottishcomedyfc.com/a-love-letter-to-mixu-paatelainen/A Love Letter To Mixu Paatelainen Dear Mixu, It’s been a while since I’ve thought about you, if I’m absolutely honest. Between one thing and another I feel like I’ve forgotten the good times we shared together and I’m writing to you today to apologise. We both have completely different lives to what we had when you left, but think about when we came together. There was me, unable to decide where I wanted to go and you looking for a new challenge, looking to rebuild trust, looking to prove that you were the right man. It’s been all change for me. The people who you remember – my friends – have changed, moved on or in some cases been marginalised and now I feel like there’s the possibility of something better, something more hopeful in my future. I want you to be part of that future. You moved on, and I understand. It was a once in a lifetime chance and although you left a huge hole in my heart, I believe that you did the right thing. Leaving me to be with her – all glitz, glamour and ambition – was exactly what you needed. I tried to move on too. There have been a few men since you left. You know one of them, he was a bit of a loudmouth but you know that. He took a lot of interest in the kids and even though he kept falling out with… well… everyone… he had my best interests at heart. He even brought home the most beautiful gift of all, a trophy. He struggled with the people who had surrounded me and they drove him out. I miss him sometimes, and when he left I did something a bit silly and took up with someone much younger. All my friends were talking about Allan. I’d known him briefly before but he’d never been my main man. Everybody spoke so highly of him that I didn’t think that anything could stop us. I was wrong. He mistreated me. I don’t want to get too into it but when things got intimate, he didn’t seem to know what he was doing and then suddenly – just as soon as he’d come back into my life – he was gone. I didn’t know what to do. I’d lost my favourite kid, the one I’d pinned all my hopes on and then I lost my man. I was reeling, on the rebound. That’s where Gary came in. He’d been hovering around the fringes, talking about salt n’ sauce and showing me pictures of Jim – you don’t know him, he came before you – for a few months and I thought that he might be what I’d been looking for. Hell, I figured he’d do. How was I supposed to know he’d leave me like this? He doesn’t mean to hurt me but I’ve lost so much with him and my family are beginning to turn their backs on me, even shouting at me. They don’t understand why I won’t leave him and they tell me that I should be looking at my past; at the one who got away. They’re telling me that I should be thinking about you. I know that you probably want something younger, more fashionable and – let’s just come out and say it – sexier, but I implore you to turn your back on such flirtations. You know that we complete each other. Me with my crippling debts and family who turn against me on a sixpence, and you with your balls on the ground and portly attacking midfielders – we were formidable, we were unstoppable. Come back to me Mixu Paatelainen. I still love you and I think you still love me too. Yours always, Kilmarnock Football Club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://scottishcomedyfc.com/a-love-letter-to-mixu-paatelainen/ A Love Letter To Mixu Paatelainen Dear Mixu, Its been a while since Ive thought about you, if Im absolutely honest. Between one thing and another I feel like Ive forgotten the good times we shared together and Im writing to you today to apologise. We both have completely different lives to what we had when you left, but think about when we came together. There was me, unable to decide where I wanted to go and you looking for a new challenge, looking to rebuild trust, looking to prove that you were the right man. Its been all change for me. The people who you remember my friends have changed, moved on or in some cases been marginalised and now I feel like theres the possibility of something better, something more hopeful in my future. I want you to be part of that future. You moved on, and I understand. It was a once in a lifetime chance and although you left a huge hole in my heart, I believe that you did the right thing. Leaving me to be with her all glitz, glamour and ambition was exactly what you needed. I tried to move on too. There have been a few men since you left. You know one of them, he was a bit of a loudmouth but you know that. He took a lot of interest in the kids and even though he kept falling out with well everyone he had my best interests at heart. He even brought home the most beautiful gift of all, a trophy. He struggled with the people who had surrounded me and they drove him out. I miss him sometimes, and when he left I did something a bit silly and took up with someone much younger. All my friends were talking about Allan. Id known him briefly before but hed never been my main man. Everybody spoke so highly of him that I didnt think that anything could stop us. I was wrong. He mistreated me. I dont want to get too into it but when things got intimate, he didnt seem to know what he was doing and then suddenly just as soon as hed come back into my life he was gone. I didnt know what to do. Id lost my favourite kid, the one Id pinned all my hopes on and then I lost my man. I was reeling, on the rebound. Thats where Gary came in. Hed been hovering around the fringes, talking about salt n sauce and showing me pictures of Jim you dont know him, he came before you for a few months and I thought that he might be what Id been looking for. Hell, I figured hed do. How was I supposed to know hed leave me like this? He doesnt mean to hurt me but Ive lost so much with him and my family are beginning to turn their backs on me, . They dont understand why I wont leave him and they tell me that I should be looking at my past; at the one who got away. Theyre telling me that I should be thinking about you. I know that you probably want something younger, more fashionable and lets just come out and say it sexier, but I implore you to turn your back on such flirtations. You know that we complete each other. Me with my crippling debts and family who turn against me on a sixpence, and you with your balls on the ground and portly attacking midfielders we were formidable, we were unstoppable. Come back to me Mixu Paatelainen. I still love you and I think you still love me too. Yours always, Kilmarnock Football Club What a great letter, hopefully the club actually send something like this to Mixu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 What a great letter, hopefully the club actually send something like this to Mixu. Pfft no chance, they're a bunch of wankers. They should, but they won't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Gary Locke continuing his ex Hearts player fetish by trying to steal Webster from us. Will surely now go for Zaliukas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Former Kilmarnock manager Kenny Shiels has been sacked by Thai club Tero Sasana after they failed to win any of the 59-year-old's first 10 games in charge. (Daily Express, print edition) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Josh Magennis knocking an erse out of himself I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Josh Magennis knocking an erse out of himself I see. Indeed. Passionate footballer supporters are poison, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJayPark Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Magennis: "But even though we got beat by the same score at the weekend by Ross County, it was more of a mixed bag. We just got beat by a better team. I don't think any of us failed to show up. We just got beat by a better team. We created a few chances but still looked vulnerable in defence. It was better but still the same result. A loss is still a loss whether you concede one goal or four." I'd have loved to have been at whatever game Josh was at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 It was better but still the same result. A loss is still a loss whether you concede one goal or four." *strokes chin* Suuuure, Josh, sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Magennis: "But even though we got beat by the same score at the weekend by Ross County, it was more of a mixed bag. We just got beat by a better team. I don't think any of us failed to show up. We just got beat by a better team. We created a few chances but still looked vulnerable in defence. It was better but still the same result. A loss is still a loss whether you concede one goal or four." I'd have loved to have been at whatever game Josh was at. I'm actually more offended at that and him calling Gordon 'poison.' Probably the worst performance I have ever seen. I like him as well but that's a brain fart and a half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cille Mhernaig Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Magennis: "But even though we got beat by the same score at the weekend by Ross County, it was more of a mixed bag. We just got beat by a better team. I don't think any of us failed to show up. We just got beat by a better team. We created a few chances but still looked vulnerable in defence. It was better but still the same result. A loss is still a loss whether you concede one goal or four." I'd have loved to have been at whatever game Josh was at. Anyone else read the bit in bold as it's no my fault it the defences fault? To answer that Josh, you may be creating chances but you are certainly not scoring them. In 10 years time you won't be remembered fondly as Josh Magennis, the man who created lots of chances, just another useless diddy that couldn't score for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJayPark Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Anyone else read the bit in bold as it's no my fault it the defences fault? To answer that Josh, you may be creating chances but you are certainly not scoring them. In 10 years time you won't be remembered fondly as Josh Magennis, the man who created lots of chances, just another useless diddy that couldn't score for us. I thought that myself. Might even be a wee dig at Barbour who he really doesn't seem to get on with judging by the way they were giving out to one another at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I've always defended Josher from what I believed to be unfair criticism but he has completely missed the mark, (cough), with this interview. It did indeed come across as a 'not my fault' type response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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