DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Thor > Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jesus hates Rangers and Celtic. I'm pretty sure he's a 'Beath fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jesus hates Rangers and Celtic. I'm pretty sure he's a 'Beath fan. Harsh. As if crucifying the lad wasn't enough he now, after being resurrected, has to watch that shite? Could be worse. He could be a Pars fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 The simple truth is that we need Rangers in the same way we need organized belief in our daily lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 We do need organized religion in Scotland. The death of prayer has resulted in the death of Scottish society. I don't care what the religion is; Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam,etc. Prayer made Scotland a robust nation, bringing God to the heathen and the infidel was part of our Imperial role. When the churches began to empty, a spiritual vacuum evolved. Nothing would give me gretaer pleasure than watching Heart-Hibs supporters observing a minute's silent reflection before the game starts. The same would apply to Dunfermilne-Cowdenbeath, Motherwell-Hamilton. Have I missed anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 No they didn't, unless you're going back 110 years. Hearts were docked points because of the profligacy and dishonesty of a Russian gangster, that is the truth. They have sinned, repented and are now cleansed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I'm all for a Sharia State personally. Might finally get the missus telt if she's in danger of being stoned to death for burning the tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Shintoism for me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 We do need organized religion in Scotland. The death of prayer has resulted in the death of Scottish society. I don't care what the religion is; Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam,etc. Prayer made Scotland a robust nation, bringing God to the heathen and the infidel was part of our Imperial role. When the churches began to empty, a spiritual vacuum evolved. Nothing would give me gretaer pleasure than watching Heart-Hibs supporters observing a minute's silent reflection before the game starts. The same would apply to Dunfermilne-Cowdenbeath, Motherwell-Hamilton. Have I missed anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Where do you start with this 'article' ? This weekend is very important as it marks the key point in the christian liturgical calendar. We are told that Jesus died on Good Friday only to rise again on Sunday. It is an inspirational tale and the very essence of christianity, there is life after death something which should give hope to all, not just defunct football clubs. In recent times it has been Rangers who have been on the cross with little signs of ressurection. With Sir David Murray playing the role of Pontius Pilate by washing his hands off the club for one single pound, he initiated the calamitous process which led to the death of a once proud club. On their metaphorical death march to Mount Calvary, Rangers and its followers have been spat upon, scourged and nailed to the floor. A motley collection of narrow self interest groups betrayed Rangers and Scottish football by playing the role of Judas Iscariot for a measly thirty pieces of silver. Judas did however have the good grace to kill himself after he realized what he had done. No such chance of Peter Lawwell and his cohorts at the SFA following suit. The simple truth is that we need Rangers in the same way we need organized belief in our daily lives. For many Rangers supporters Ibrox is their temple, the place where they come together to celebrate. A communion of brothers, yes there are interior divisions, but these are small sects, dissenters the likes of which thrived in Jesus's day. The Monty Python sketch in "The life of Brian" which shows the factional divisions, makes a very good point through brilliant comedy. There are at least four groups of Rangers fans who claim to represent " real Rangers fans", the truth is they are actually all the same, differences are tiny nuances rather than doctrinal, dogmatic opposites. Baptists, Methodists, Episcopalians and Anglicans make differ on matters of interpretation and practice, the point remains that they are essentially 'Protestant' in the literal sense of the word. They have absolutely nothing in common with the narrow strictures of the Roman Catholic faith with its adherence to Rome and a foreign religion. Rangers have risen alright in the shape of Dave King an unlikely saviour from across the seas. Preaching his own gospel, King (his very last name is richly symbolic) has looked across the River Jordan and he has seen the promised land. King has smote his enemies and emptied the Ibrox temple of debtors, doubters and those who covet purely money and profit. The King has risen, he has saved Rangers and will now save Scottish football. It is a matter of such urgency that Rangers must be admitted to the highest echelon of Scottish football. Not to do so would be an act of such self damage, that others including the very weak will suffer. This is how it should be. Who wrote this and were they in the room with the French ambassador and the First Minister when the conversation took place? Drugs really do f**k some people's minds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 How long did you last the last time you pulled this particulatly tiresome piece of trolling? Anyway, your god is false. Odin is the boy. The Allfather would burst your false beardy bawbag of a deity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 I'm all for a Sharia State personally. Might finally get the missus telt if she's in danger of being stoned to death for burning the tea. No, absolutely not this is fascism. we must be tolerant. I personally know a homosexual, a delightful man who has a wonderful voice. In certain middle Eastern countris, were his sexuality revealed, he would be hurled from a high tower to his death. Could you imagine this sort of thing happening in Dundee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 We do need organized religion in Scotland. The death of prayer has resulted in the death of Scottish society. I don't care what the religion is; Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam,etc. Prayer made Scotland a robust nation, bringing God to the heathen and the infidel was part of our Imperial role. When the churches began to empty, a spiritual vacuum evolved. Nothing would give me gretaer pleasure than watching Heart-Hibs supporters observing a minute's silent reflection before the game starts. The same would apply to Dunfermilne-Cowdenbeath, Motherwell-Hamilton. Have I missed anyone? ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 How long did you last the last time you pulled this particulatly tiresome piece of trolling? Anyway, your god is false. Odin is the boy. The Allfather would burst your false beardy bawbag of a deity. Odin? Is that some sort of oblique reference to a Nordic, white power supremacist group? I pray to God it is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 ^^^ Why are you mocking the afflicted? This poor individual clearly has íssues'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 We do need organized religion in Scotland. The death of prayer has resulted in the death of Scottish society. I don't care what the religion is; Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam,etc. Prayer made Scotland a robust nation, bringing God to the heathen and the infidel was part of our Imperial role. When the churches began to empty, a spiritual vacuum evolved. Nothing would give me gretaer pleasure than watching Heart-Hibs supporters observing a minute's silent reflection before the game starts. The same would apply to Dunfermilne-Cowdenbeath, Motherwell-Hamilton. Have I missed anyone? If anyone dares diss heathenism I'm going round to their house to see that they shag a goat in front of their neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 ^^^ Star of stage, screen, talent shows and Grand Prix highlights everywhere that man. Next manager of Celtic, rumour has it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Why are you mocking the afflicted? This poor individual clearly has íssues'. That's a picture of you Seamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Why are you mocking the afflicted? This poor individual clearly has íssues'. Steady. Wait til you see what Big Mike's got lined up as the Rangers kit for next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranjebhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 That's a picture of you Seamus. Seamus? That is not my name. Seamus? Is this anti-Irish/Catholic stereotyping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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