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Death and ressurection of the Scottish Premier League.


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Seamus? That is not my name. Seamus? Is this anti-Irish/Catholic stereotyping?

We all know it's you Seamus or do we really need Keithgy/Tynieness swing by with the banhammer.......yet again? How many aliases have you had now?

PS - Are you still giving your ST for Parkhead to some wee radge on your street whilst you're away fixing the IT at various Travelodges btw?

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We all know it's you Seamus or do we really need Keithgy/Tynieness swing by with the banhammer.......yet again? How many aliases have you had now?

PS - Are you still giving your ST for Parkhead to some wee radge on your street whilst you're away fixing the IT at various Travelodges btw?

I can say with absolute honesty that I do not understand what you have written. I am not 'Seamus", whomsoever he be.

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Your parish? Are you religious? Are you going through to watch the Jambos today or are you going to the kirk instead?

I'm rolling my Easter egg down Arthurs Seat, Seamus.

Were you at NSP on Friday?

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No, absolutely not this is fascism. we must be tolerant. I personally know a homosexual, a delightful man who has a wonderful voice. In certain middle Eastern countris, were his sexuality revealed, he would be hurled from a high tower to his death. Could you imagine this sort of thing happening in Dundee?

Depends what bit of Dundee you're talking about.

They're rather laissez-faire up the Perth Road, whereas the Ferry would tut disapprovingly but probably just carry on walking.

I'd fear for his chances in Fintry or such.

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Where do you start with this 'article' ?

This weekend is very important as it marks the key point in the christian liturgical calendar. We are told that Jesus died on Good Friday only to rise again on Sunday. It is an inspirational tale and the very essence of christianity, there is life after death something which should give hope to all, not just defunct football clubs.

In recent times it has been Rangers who have been on the cross with little signs of ressurection. With Sir David Murray playing the role of Pontius Pilate by washing his hands off the club for one single pound, he initiated the calamitous process which led to the death of a once proud club. On their metaphorical death march to Mount Calvary, Rangers and its followers have been spat upon, scourged and nailed to the floor. A motley collection of narrow self interest groups betrayed Rangers and Scottish football by playing the role of Judas Iscariot for a measly thirty pieces of silver. Judas did however have the good grace to kill himself after he realized what he had done. No such chance of Peter Lawwell and his cohorts at the SFA following suit.

The simple truth is that we need Rangers in the same way we need organized belief in our daily lives. For many Rangers supporters Ibrox is their temple, the place where they come together to celebrate. A communion of brothers, yes there are interior divisions, but these are small sects, dissenters the likes of which thrived in Jesus's day. The Monty Python sketch in "The life of Brian" which shows the factional divisions, makes a very good point through brilliant comedy. There are at least four groups of Rangers fans who claim to represent " real Rangers fans", the truth is they are actually all the same, differences are tiny nuances rather than doctrinal, dogmatic opposites. Baptists, Methodists, Episcopalians and Anglicans make differ on matters of interpretation and practice, the point remains that they are essentially 'Protestant' in the literal sense of the word. They have absolutely nothing in common with the narrow strictures of the Roman Catholic faith with its adherence to Rome and a foreign religion.

Rangers have risen alright in the shape of Dave King an unlikely saviour from across the seas. Preaching his own gospel, King (his very last name is richly symbolic) has looked across the River Jordan and he has seen the promised land. King has smote his enemies and emptied the Ibrox temple of debtors, doubters and those who covet purely money and profit. The King has risen, he has saved Rangers and will now save Scottish football. It is a matter of such urgency that Rangers must be admitted to the highest echelon of Scottish football. Not to do so would be an act of such self damage, that others including the very weak will suffer.

This is how it should be.

Don't know yer bible very well do ya ?, Jesus had the last supper on the Sabbath with a passover Seder and was arrested on a Friday night and crucified on the next day which is a Saturday. So yer Rangers analogy sucks rotten eggs from the first line because the Catholic Christian faith missed out a day so that the resurrection would fall on a Sunday funnily enough is the Christian holy day.

I'll actually goes a far to say that the resurrection is a complete myth concocted by the Catholics to somehow make Jesus to have fulfilled all the Jewish prophecies and is the Messiah when in fact he got nailed to a cross for being a threat to the Jewish ruling elite. How do I know this ?, because there isn't a single piece of evidence to support this myth until after the Roman's had been forced to convert to Christianity. All the earliest known gospels before the Roman's converted do not contain the resurrection myth what so ever, it was a later edition that contained them.

Jesus is as died as a dodo and so is Rangers, the Jesus peddled in the bible is a fake and so is this Rangers FC.

Happy to help the uneducated.

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Jesus hates Rangers and Celtic. I'm pretty sure he's a 'Beath fan.

No I spoke to him earlier on and he was spitting nails at the thought of supporting the Blue Brazil. He's actually a Queens Park fan, to the core, which is why he built them a big big stadium in the first place.

He's also a Third Lanark AC fan (he's bloody fickle) and loved his children so much he called them all home and closed the ground, (it's what he does!).

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