saint dave Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Had a packet of Munchies and 2 of them didn't have the biscuit inside the sweet. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Had a packet of Munchies and 2 of them didn't have the biscuit inside the sweet. FML. That is fucking awful, absolutely awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I'm still struggling with my sore back, took me over 3 mins to get a glass of water so I could take my painkillers, now I understand what all those kids in Africa that have to walk miles for a bucket of water, must feel like. Grimbo I've never understood why they don't move nearer the water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Had a packet of Munchies and 2 of them didn't have the biscuit inside the sweet. FML. Mintola's are where it's at mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I've never understood why they don't move nearer the water. We haven't got a tv or computer in the kitchen or bathroom, that's why! Oh you mean, right, I thought you meant me. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Mintola's are where it's at mate. Glad you used the proper name rather than this "mint munchies" carry on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Fry Creams are the bomb, i want that statement retracted immediately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Fry Creams are the bomb, i want that statement retracted immediatelyFry's Five Centres were amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Women's sweeties. Like Walnut Whips and Frys Creams. ^^^ w**k Fry Creams are the bomb, i want that statement retracted immediately Fry's Five Centres were amazing. ^^^ Good guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I had to buy some stuff for work from Poundland a few weeks back, and they had triple packs of Walnut Whips in, so picked up a few to cheer everyone up as you need to spend a fiver to use your bank card. Frankly, there's only one other thing I could've whipped out that would have given such pleasure, and it wasn't worth the court appearance last time. I'd like to add that Fry's Turkish Delight is the best thing this side of vagina, and I couldn't care less that most of you think that makes me a screaming woofter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 I had to buy some stuff for work from Poundland a few weeks back, and they had triple packs of Walnut Whips in, so picked up a few to cheer everyone up as you need to spend a fiver to use your bank card. Frankly, there's only one other thing I could've whipped out that would have given such pleasure, and it wasn't worth the court appearance last time. I'd like to add that Fry's Turkish Delight is the best thing this side of vagina, and I couldn't care less that most of you think that makes me a screaming woofter. I'm drawing the line at Fry's Turkish Delight. I'd rather eat the contents of my daughters nappy than a single bite of one. I agree about the poovery, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I'm drawing the line at Fry's Turkish Delight. I'd rather eat the contents of my daughters nappy than a single bite of one. I agree about the poovery, though. This could be the new Ice Bucket Challenge. Also, poo-very Sorry, my sense of humour is more immature than your daughters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Turkish fucking Delight? f**k that shit. I'm out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I like non-Fry's Turkish Delight too, even though it's a very different beast. I like the fabulous flowery flavour. ...I will look into the whole homosexualist thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I like non-Fry's Turkish Delight too, even though it's a very different beast. I like the fabulous flowery flavour. ...I will look into the whole homosexualist thing Consider me a potential subscriber to your monthly Turkish Delight (and all its variants) newsletter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 It's quiet in work but I need to stay another 40 minutes before it's deemed late enough to leave early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 due to my recent poorly back escapade I took to wearing my cummerbund, back to front obviously, otherwise the fasteners would have exacerbated the complaint. Anyway although my back is much the better for it I'm afraid to say my cummerbund has taken a right regal pasting, it favours a wrinkly black teatowel twice folded longways. I pray that I get no imminent dinner dates. I'm not sure if one should stick it in the washing basket, anyone here know f the trusty cummerbund is washing machine safe? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 due to my recent poorly back escapade I took to wearing my cummerbund, back to front obviously, otherwise the fasteners would have exacerbated the complaint. Anyway although my back is much the better for it I'm afraid to say my cummerbund has taken a right regal pasting, it favours a wrinkly black teatowel twice folded longways. I pray that I get no imminent dinner dates. I'm not sure if one should stick it in the washing basket, anyone here know f the trusty cummerbund is washing machine safe? Grimbo I generally have my butler hand wash mine in tepid water. It is then dried by my numerous maids blowing on it, it's essential the maids gargle with spring fresh Lenor beforehand. Anyway, my problem is that two of my maids have developed swollen gums & tongue and are therefore only able to work 9hours a day as opposed the the usual 18. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Turkish delight is fucking brilliant, you bunch of heathens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Turkish delight is fucking brilliant, you bunch of heathens. Much prefer angel delight over that foreign muck, one never knows where it's been? I'm a Presbyterian by the way. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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