welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Have you considered that life isn't hard, but rather you're just soft? This is the First World, of course I'm soft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Have you considered that life isn't hard, but rather you're just soft? The Samaritans P&B style! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You could always take your Hello Kitty brolly and out yourself as a flaming homosexual. Is exactly the kind of intolerant nonsense that you won't be reading from me Go to fridge, retrieve beer, open beer, drink beer. Leave house, enter pub, order whisky, drink whisky, go to football. The end. Both good plans, but have gone for third option. Go to fridge, get small bottle of Irn Bru, empty it in sink, fill it with whisky and secrete in jacket pocket for game. Even better, the sun's come out so I'll have time for a pint too! Life is good sometimes even in the First World. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Both good plans, but have gone for third option. Go to fridge, get small bottle of Irn Bru, empty it in sink, fill it with whisky and secrete in jacket pocket for game. Even better, the sun's come out so I'll have time for a pint too! Life is good sometimes even in the First World. I'll put up with many things, but the flagrant waste of Irn-Bru is just unacceptable. There are weans in the East End of Glasgow Africa who'd have killed for that delicious beverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Things have taken a turn for the worse. Was caught in a brief shower on the way to the pub and caught and fear I've caught a slight chill. Asked for a mulled wine with a shot of brandy to stave off imminent death but the bartender had never even heard of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Ordered an ambulance to take me home. Don't want to die in a hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Lights/siren on or off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Minutes silence at The Tulloch, I fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Football clubs official websites that don't have basic info such as admission prices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Went to a food festival, was nice when we headed up abut not long after we got there it rained, and was very cold wind so we had to shelter inside until it was time to leave. Ended up deciding to come home and on way home the sun came out now its nice, and I'm too tired to go back out. It really seems as though nothing can go right for me in this world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Went to a food festival, was nice when we headed up abut not long after we got there it rained, and was very cold wind so we had to shelter inside until it was time to leave. Ended up deciding to come home and on way home the sun came out now its nice, and I'm too tired to go back out. It really seems as though nothing can go right for me in this world We headed to Doctors when it rained, it was quite a decent festival beforehand though. Heading over to George Street and had a beer at the Hard Rock bit they've set up in St Andrews Square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 We headed to Doctors when it rained, it was quite a decent festival beforehand though. Heading over to George Street and had a beer at the Hard Rock bit they've set up in St Andrews Square. What festival are you on about? Had a beer at Bilbo's (i think) near the royal mile and now back at flat, weather couldn't have been worse for us, was nice when we were in the flat then started raining as we left and started properly raining when we go to festival and now that we've packed it in its nice again. Don't hold out any hope for a good August sadly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 What festival are you on about? Had a beer at Bilbo's (i think) near the royal mile and now back at flat, weather couldn't have been worse for us, was nice when we were in the flat then started raining as we left and started properly raining when we go to festival and now that we've packed it in its nice again. Don't hold out any hope for a good August sadly We were in George Square, when it rained we went to Doctors at Potterrow. Had a beer, then went to St Andrews Square via taxi. Its Biblio's on Chambers Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Oh right, when it rained we went to the pear tree near potterrow at around the same time, didn't see a pub called the Doctors though. Was decent atmosphere and had potential and think we were both in the mood for getting pished but its all over now sadly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I was in Manchester, it rained. Why did nobody warn me? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I was in Manchester, it rained. Why did nobody warn me? Grimbo Did you twist your ankle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Did you twist your ankle? I once gave a Chinese burn but not to my ankle. Am I a racist? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I once gave a Chinese burn but not to my ankle. Am I a racist? Grimbo I only ask as 8 miles away is the home of the tubular bandage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I only ask as 8 miles away is the home of the tubular bandage. Shite, I wish I had twisted an ankle now, 8 miles is along way to travel though, especially with a twister. Whereabouts exactly is this tubular bandaged home, I might take a detour past it tomorrow, if I get the time or to make a funny joke. Injury time. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Shite, I wish I had twisted an ankle now, 8 miles is along way to travel though, especially with a twister. Whereabouts exactly is this tubular bandaged home, I might take a detour past it tomorrow, if I get the time or to make a funny joke. Injury time. Grimbo 'I told em' finish this familiar phrase. *clue, car batteries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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